MMDB: Burning Jerseys, Sad Kids, Bagheads, Sad Shirts, Pettine Pays For Tinder, And Empty Parking Lots

MMDB: Monday Morning Disappointment Blog

(no affiliation and not a ripoff of anything SI does every Monday, I swear)

So instead of actually recapping the game yesterday we’re going to put together a disappointment blog. Not much to work with when your only highlights are a Gary Barnidge 24 yard catch and an Isaiah Crowell 23 yard run. There’s nothing worth reliving that happened in the actual game but there were so many things that happened in Cleveland off of it.

Lets go:

This was The Pit around 3 hours before kickoff. Couple empty spots there.

We had hooligans running around on the field before the game even started. Unfortunately, this was the most rushing Cleveland would see all day

So it's 3 hours before kickoff and fans are already running on the field in Cleveland… pic.twitter.com/l81OY0F86l

— Brandon Saho (@BrandonSaho) December 6, 2015

“Cleveland Curse 216”

#browns #cle #clevelandcurse216

A photo posted by Iris Goode (@goodeiris) on Dec 6, 2015 at 11:30am PST

We had a guy at Barley House who was literally giving away a prize package to someone if they would just please come and take his tickets

Come find me at 6th and Barley, and I'll give you a free pair of tickets to the Browns game.

— Alex Hooper (@lexhooper) December 6, 2015

We've upped our offer. pic.twitter.com/uG8rFXaxV7

— Alex Hooper (@lexhooper) December 6, 2015

A foam finger and a shot of Jameson have been added to the pot. Free tickets! pic.twitter.com/bSOBDhyRjy

— Alex Hooper (@lexhooper) December 6, 2015

Thankfully some brave soul snatched up the tickets and swag

The tickets and the prize package giveaway are gone!!! pic.twitter.com/oB6QwQfqLQ

— Anthony Lima (@SportsBoyTony) December 6, 2015

This guy didn’t even bother giving his tickets away

@HFSCleveland @scheiner_alec Ouch! @TheOBR @Browns pic.twitter.com/0WLLtGXHs8

— Linus74 (@RobertKrupka) December 6, 2015

Even the shirts were sad

As seen outside FirstEnergy Stadium #Browns #CINvsCLE pic.twitter.com/yxxiAKjFpt

— Jen Steer (@jensteer) December 6, 2015

The stadium was packed before the game

Some go getter said “Fuck yo concessions” and brought pizza into the stadium

The bagheads were out in full force

Just one those days. (via @LeoLesher) #Browns pic.twitter.com/xEBUqtBqOK

— Dustin Fox (@DustinFox37) December 6, 2015

This just happened. #CINvsCLE pic.twitter.com/zBl4zB8tie

— Joe Danneman (@FOX19Joe) December 6, 2015

Team Spirit at the Browns game!

A photo posted by Micho Sahlani (@michosahlani) on Dec 6, 2015 at 6:49pm PST

And then this happened 😔

A photo posted by Coop (@larry_coop) on Dec 6, 2015 at 10:56am PST

Biggest pet peeve: Wearing a jersey of a team that’s not even playing. Makes no sense.

I'm gonna wear my best Jason Witten jersey to this Browns-Bengals game pic.twitter.com/41M2tiPjrY

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) December 6, 2015

I probably would too

I really do have a special place in my heart for the diehards who dress up only to have their hearts stomped into oblivion every Sunday

Tons of respect for these guys who don't know the Browns are 2-9 pic.twitter.com/0hsaE1zkXX

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) December 6, 2015

I think we can all agree you’re a Grade A loser if you pay for Tinder. Nevermind his coaching record, paying for Tinder is a fireable offense by itself.

Love this guy

This dude had an entire row to himself if he wanted it

@Bottlegate the entire row in front of me is empty ha ha go @Browns pic.twitter.com/dCdScaAJrO

— J. Kruse (@CoilsWell) December 6, 2015

Some advice to all Browns fans out there: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER in your life buy season tickets. Worst investment ever. Buy them for a little above face value on Stubhub for the first 4 home games when there’s still hope. When November and December roll around you’ll be able to buy them for $7.00.

Johnny and Jordan Poyer’s girlfriends were interested in the game. Don’t blame them one bit, sometimes you have to create your own fun.

Half time feat. @maddi_elyse 🤓

A video posted by Colleen Crowley (@coll_crowley) on Dec 6, 2015 at 12:30pm PST

This pic really hit home for me. Damn I feel bad for this guy. As a 27 year old I’ve never seen a winning football team so I don’t know what it feels like. I’m able to laugh off losses. These are the people I feel sorry for though- the 40 and overs who have actually seen this team win and know what the playoffs feel like.

That might say it all. #Browns pic.twitter.com/ToD9Br8Fet

— Tom Withers (@twithersAP) December 6, 2015

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The fans were not impressed by the clock management

The fans seem pleased pic.twitter.com/PElCLiPTqp

— Bottlegate (@Bottlegate) December 6, 2015

Using XXXL paper bags was a nice touch

It finally happened. The Browns finally lost a superfan for life. Let’s pour one out for Captain Cleveland.

Done for life!! pic.twitter.com/YdtV4IJZqS

— Captain Cleveland (@CaptCleveland) December 6, 2015

C’mon, you at least have to take the free stuff…

The #Browns just did a t-shirt toss. A Cleveland fan caught it and threw it back on the field…

— Kyle Obly (@KyleOblyCLE) December 6, 2015

Good grief.

The 4th quarter came and the place was packed and jumping!

This little kid learned a good lesson yesterday. Nothing like a little father-son bonding time to teach what the term “disappointment” means.

I mean…. damn

Well, the game ended and we started burning jerseys

To the @browns were done here have a good one you've lost your fans fuck you oh @LAndyman_ pass this on thanks sir pic.twitter.com/SsOiNeOsKY

— Elliott PapaLimes (@E_Limes12) December 6, 2015

I wonder how many texts this phone number gets like this per game