Little known fact but it’s actually been proven by science that JR Smith doesn’t miss on Easter Sunday. Pretty sure every woman in attendance just got impregnated as well. He is risen indeed.
If you’re keeping track at home JR Smith currently has six 3 pointers IN THE FIRST HALF.
Kyrie Irving also impregnated everyone as well
BRAVO! BRAVO SIR! What a rush! Never knew ol’ Timo had acting chops like that. Even in a backwards jersey he’s like a young Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. Timofey displayed the kind of range you’d expect out of a seasoned commercial veteran. His opening delivery of “Get that weak stuff outta here” will go down in commercial lore along with “Gimme a break” from Kit Kat, the “I want my baby back baby back” ribs commercial from Chili’s, and “I’m lovin it” from McDonalds.
If you saw Timo out at the Brew Garden, how many beers do you think he could slug back? Twelve? Twenty? Fifty? For some reason I get this suspicion that he’s probably a vodka guy.
Mozzy, you dog, you! How about the Brew Garden just creating commercials that have gone viral all over the Internet? A+ job by their marketing team… Anyone got a name for this girl btw?
Also, he wears hats in public (Heinen’s) that say “Fuck you”
Love this dude
Thanks to James for the tip on Video #2
If you missed it, the Cavs sleep-walked through the first half of their game vs the Milwaukee Bucks; woke up in the third quarter; fucked around; and ended up winning by 18. JR Smith was unconscious, LeBron was LeBron and Kyrie & K-Love didn’t play the entire fourth quarter. It was a very odd game.
Lost in all this was LeBron flicking his wrist after a foul was called and draining a 40 footer like it was nothing. Flat footed like a free throw. 40 feet. Swish. Casual as fuck. Dude is unreal.
This time with music:
Bottlegate 