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The story of Geauga Lake’s downfall is infuriating

One of the best parts for those of us growing up in the Cleveland area was having Geauga Lake/Six Flags right in our backyard in Aurora. I remember spending days upon days there during the summer months, taking school field trips there, and going in the fall for their annual Halloween Haunt/Fright Fest. Well, that is until 2007 when it closed its gates forever.

If you ever visited Geauga Lake, I highly recommend reading this article by Theme Park Tourist. If you don’t have 20 minutes to kill, here are the Sparknotes:

– Geauga Lake was founded in 1887 and started out as a picnic meadow before it was soon home to a ballroom, and a steamboat that hosted dance parties on weekends. In 1925 the Big Dipper opened and it was the fastest and tallest rollercoaster of its time. Yep, the Big Dipper was its generation’s Top Thrill Dragster.

– Sea World opened across the lake in 1970. Shamu and co. were located only hundreds of feet from Geauga Lake.

– Geauga Lake was bought by Premier Parks in 1995 and they added Mind Eraser and Grizzly Run.

-Renamed Six Flags Ohio in 2000, the park opened 20 new rides including 4 major rollercoasters. Villain, Batman Knight Flight, Superman: Ultimate Escape, and X-Flight.

-In 2001 Anheuser Busch (the owner of the adjacent Sea World) wanted to buy Six Flags Ohio. It would have probably been branded “Busch Gardens, Ohio” but we’ll never know. Six Flags countered Sea World’s offer and bought Sea World for $110 million. Sea World would be combined with Six Flags.

-The park opened up as Six Flags World Of Adventure in 2001 and became the largest amusement park in the entire world. Amazing. Largest in the world. I had no idea.

– In 2004, 4 years after the park was called Six Flags and 3 years after it combined with Sea World, Six Flags Worlds of Adventure was purchased by Cedar Fair Entertainment Company. The same people who own Cedar Point. They changed the name back to Geauga Lake and eliminated everything having to do with Looney Tunes or Marvel characters. If that wasn’t enough they also changed the names of all the popular rides and rollercoasters.

– Cedar Fair wanted nothing to do with animals so the Sea World side of the park was left with only stupid climbing nets, a 4D simulator and boring rides.

-The park changed its name in 2006 to Geauga Lake and Wildwater Kingdom and everything started going to shit.

-The park removed X-Flight and Steel Venom (Superman) from the park in hopes to give off a more local and family feel to the park. Or so they say. Everyone knew that getting rid of 2 prominent rides lessened competition with Cedar Point. The main takeaway I had from this article is that Cedar Fair really sucks.

– In 2007 the park shut down the Raging Wolf Bobs at the beginning of the season and eliminated the spring and Halloween events and closed on September 16, 2007.

-Five days later, FIVE DAYS, Geauga Lake closed it’s gates for good. “There were no goodbyes. No last rides. No apologies. No final tours or memorial events. No last chance for photos. Nothing.”

– Six years after becoming the largest park in the world, Geauga Lake was reduced to just one little rinky dink waterpark. Cedar Fair said this was best for business. No more competition to Cedar Point. Dicks.

– Geauga Lake wasn’t just closed. It was scrapped. Any relocatable coasters were moved, finding new homes at Kings Dominion, Carowinds, and Michigan’s Adventure. Flat rides, too, found their way to the chain’s other parks. The Villain – just seven years old – was scrapped. So was the Raging Wolf Bobs coaster. That’s all expected. But everything from food stands to gift shops were ransacked and cut to their foundations. Obliterated.

-The only remaining attraction at Geauga Lake today is the Big Dipper. There aren’t even any bathrooms still standing.

– But that’s all good. At least there are some sick waterslides left.

– So if you’re keeping score at home, the biggest park in the world:

Became this:

Sigh.

Pretty sure I blacked out every time on the first loop of Batman

Read the full article here

BREAKING: TJ Lane escapes from prison.

From FOX 8– LIMA, Ohio– Lima police say T.J. Lane is one of two men who has escaped from the Allen Correctional Facility.

Lane is behind bars for the Chardon High School shootings.

Police say he escaped with a 45-year-old man.

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What the fuck is going on in Lima, Ohio? Out of every one of the inmates, how do you let that little piece of garbage escape? Seriously. Allen Correctional Facility you need to get your shit together. Hopefully TJ is found ASAP and not able to harm anybody or gets hit by a truck. Either one works.  Now I’m not saying I hope a nice citizen from Lima catches Lane and gives him what he deserves American History X style, but I’m definitely not saying I don’t hope that happens either.

 

Here’s the police scanner link- http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/188/web

 

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On this anniversary of 9/11 do yourself a favor and watch Man in the Red Bandana

Blogged this in September 2014 and it’ll be posted every year on this day as long Bottlegate.com is still in operation

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My advice: Block out 15 minutes of your day, turn off your iPhone, and press play.

It was nice to watch something worthwhile that didn’t mention Roger Goodell or Ray Rice for a change. I think what really hits home is that Welles Crowther could have been me. It could have been you. Just a normal guy in his early 20s who loved sports and his family and who wanted to be a firefighter and help people. You always think about how you’d act in one of those Fight or Flight situations. Hopefully if ever that situation arises, we’re able to have half of the courage that Welles Crowther showed that day.

Can’t believe it’s 13 years ago today. I can remember that Tuesday in 2001 like it was yesterday. I was dressed in an orange Nautica shirt, jeans, and a brand new pair of some white K-Swiss sneakers(fashion icon, I know). At around 10:30 or 11 AM I was walking up the stairs at Willoughby Middle School on my way to 4th period Computer class. On my route to the computer room I had to walk past the main office. I remember walking past the office and seeing all the secretaries and aides running around and answering phones and specifically thinking to myself “Damn, why does everyone look so busy?”  Lo and behold after everyone takes their seat in the classroom, my teacher tells us all that 2 planes had crashed into the World Trade Center.  I can remember countless kids getting called out of school and just a general feeling of uneasiness for the rest of the school day. There was no Twitter, no social media, no smartphones to keep us updated throughout the day. Later we’d find out about the plane that hit the Pentagon and the one in Pennsylvania. All after school events were cancelled along with our final practice before our first football game of the season. I remember coming home and having my 12 year old eyes glued to CNN for the rest of the night and going to bed not knowing if we’d be attacked any more while I was sleeping… That day fucking sucked.

Say what you want about GW, I still get goosebumps watching this