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Ferguson Round up

November 25, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

All the pictures and videos in one place recapping the scary scene in Ferguson, MO last night after the announcement was made that Darren Wilson would not be indicted.

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Peter King continues to be the least self aware person on the planet

This is the biggest indictment of all: The Jets' special teams are worse than the offense.

— Peter King (@peter_king) November 25, 2014

“Obviously there’s a smell of marijuana”

Seasons Greetings and Happy Holidays from Ferguson, Missouri.

Whoops.

Chris Cuomo does not care about your tear gas

CNN’s Sarah Sidner was pelted with a rock during their coverage

Some footage you didn’t see on the news

Protestors are looting Ferguson Market & Liquor. http://t.co/yCM3FD3Cm7—
Complex (@ComplexMag) November 25, 2014

Gotta feel for the owner of the Ferguson Market

Police officer in position, gun drawn. #Ferguson http://t.co/44lIH7nHvB—
Complex (@ComplexMag) November 25, 2014

McDonald’s got smashed

The Dollar Tree got looted

Gunshots

A couple cop cars were burned

Little Caesars was burned

This Little Caesars is fully engulfed in flames. #Ferguson @kmoxnews http://t.co/L0ImAv77WY—
Michael Calhoun (@michaelcalhoun) November 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/MicahGrimes/status/537129447192023040

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Here’s LeBron and Flo from Progressive doing a chalk toss

November 12, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

These are a couple days old, I know that. This is the first time I’m seeing the video though and I… I don’t know what to think. I guess when you’re the best athlete in the world it’s OK to crossdress and team up with an annoying female car insurance spokesperson and film commercials.

http://instagram.com/p/vB1c-jpVtT/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/u3SzgEJVh-/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/u_HbQ1pVt_/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/vEpr9spVid/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/vJc05qJVoP/?modal=true

If you were wondering, the Progressive Instagram account only follows one person, and that person is LeBron James… I’ve always wondered if the actress who plays Flo knows that her characters is the most hated TV commercial character of the past 10 years. She has to, right? You don’t go into that role thinking people will love you. I’m sure even the girl who plays Flo is sick of seeing herself on TV or hearing herself on the radio. It’s so weird knowing that Flo isn’t actually a real person and that the actress who plays her isn’t actually named Flo and doesn’t actually work at Progressive. She’s a comedian named Stephanie Courtney who has been in a few movies and TV shows. Here’s a bit of her stand up and she’s actually…. kinda funny

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In the dumbest video you’ll see all day, crazy lady says Monster Energy drinks are the work of Satan

November 10, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Well that was… AWESOME. I had no idea Monster Energy drinks were the work of the Antichrist. You learn something new everyday I guess. Back in college I used to pound these babies, averaged about 2 a day (Only the blue ones though, had to watch my figure obvs). I had no idea I was supporting the prince of darkness by slugging these back Friday mornings after a Thirsty Thursday. And now that I know that I’m literally drinking the devil’s blood once I crack open a can, you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna go to Speedway and grab a couple more cans just for kicks. If that’s supporting the devil then whatever, guess I”ll change my name to Lucifer too while I’m at it.***

What’s next? Are you going to tell me the “Bull” in “Red Bull” is actually the Devil’s pet bull? Or that Amp energy drink is sinful because it has the letter “A” in it… you know what else has the letter A in it? SATAN. And it has two A’s! Amp is Satan. Satan is Amp.

Now admittedly I’m not the biggest Religion guy, and that’s fine. If you’re someone that goes to church every Sunday that’s fine too, more power to you. I have a problem with this lady however. To know that there actual, living, breathing people in this world that believe this sort of stuff in the video is just mind boggling to me. It’s nuts that someone that age who probably has a family and children can honestly stand there and say to you with a straight face “Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.”

You know there’s some backwoods family from Alabama who just outlawed all energy drinks in their household because of this video too. “That gosh darn lady there in them youtube movies said the “M” in “Monster” isn’t connected and it stands for 666!” Sucks for that trailer because Monsters are delicious.

Pretty sure I saw this lady before though when she played the mom from The Waterboy: