Hello Bottlegaters,

In Hilton Head for the week where I’ll have spotty Internet, constant suburn and morning hangovers. I’ll try and have these up in the morning as best I can, even if I’m bitten by a shark.

 

Cleveland pic of the day

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Here’s a guy skiing down 3 escalators

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Guy says “fuck being a human” and decides to live his life as…. a goat.

#GoatLife

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Whoa. Guys square up and end up knocking each other out at the same time… There ALWAYS has to be some guy with his shirt off

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Don’t shoot a shotgun like this. Super cool hat though.

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Straight Outta Compton re-imagined in Grand Theft Auto. Pretty cool.

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Trent Richardon’s field vision is better than ever in Oakland

https://twitter.com/blackhanside/status/632556290934308864

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Guy cleans out his grandfather’s garage and finds his old WWII duffel bag and rifle among other things. Pretty cool.

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Cleveland pic of the day

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 Ezekiel Elliot E:60 trailer

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Looks like Fresh Prince is getting a reboot

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If you heckle this comedian you will get a big boot to the stomach

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360 bowling shot is pretty impressive

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Cedar Point guest was killed after being struck by the Raptor coaster

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Cleveland pic of the day

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College student “caught” watching porn in the middle of a lecture hall. If we’re being honest this has about a 12% chance of being real. Still funny though.

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Woman attacks a hair salon with a sledgehammer because she didn’t like her haircut. Seems reasonable to me.

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Nothing to see here just a fish jumping out of the water and biting a man’s nipple

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One of the more cringeworthy videos in awhile. Mom spends a minute-plus taking selfies at a playground. It’s all about the angles.

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 There was a HUUUGE explosion in China yesterday

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Some spoiled asshole set his Ferrari on fire because he was afraid to tell his dad that he didn’t like the car and he wanted to upgrade it

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Hey if you want to puke here’s another angle from “The Shot”

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Trailer for the new Tarantino movie “The Hateful Eight”