Mishmash- Deez Nuts is 3rd in the polls; Brock Lesnar hired by ESPN security; Trump & Ronda Rousey have a misunderstanding

Cleveland pic of the day

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Deez Nuts may be your new president

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Trump tells CNN Ronda Rousey likes him, Rousey sets the record straight that she is NOT voting for him

https://instagram.com/p/6lkh8oNcnt/?taken-by=jimmytraina

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Police “rescue” bear with a protein powder jar stuck on his head. Ha. Dumb bear. 

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Kid knocks out stepdad after his stepdad slaps his mom in the face. Whoa.

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Bear found chilling in a backyard pool is the best

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ESPN hired new security and his name is Brock Lesnar

Watch Danny Shelton Absolutely Emasculate A Buffalo Bills Lineman During A Drill

 

#SheltonPorn, anyone?

Now I’m admittedly not the best person to ask about the ins and outs of the offensive and defensive lines… but I do know that when you overpower and push your man 7 yards backwards like Michael Oher did to that shitty high school lineman in The Blind Side, then you’re doing a pretty good job. I think Danny is going to fit in with this defense just fine.

If Shelton can consistently push offensive linemen backwards and disrupt the backfield, then this defense has a chance to be pretty formidable. Imagine Karlos Dansby or Donte Whitner running downhill to make a hit in the lane that Shelton’s bullrush just created. Just by occupying space, taking on double teams, and moving people backwards, Shelton can free up our Backers to make tons of plays at or behind the line of scrimmage. Karlos Dansby may literally end up with 500 tackles for loss this season.

From ClevelandBrowns.com

It wasn’t just one play Tuesday against the Bills where Shelton stood out. It was nearly all of them. He’s powerful, relentless and finishes every play. Shelton is all over the field, he’s loud and even when Buffalo started catching on to how strong and fast he was, he didn’t relent.  

Shelton’s rise could be one of the biggest developments for the Browns going into the regular season. He hasn’t played like a rookie and sets up other teammates to make plays.

“I definitely wanted to play more violently,” Shelton said. “That’s something that I practiced these past two days. I feel more prepared now. I feel more prepared for my second game.”

In other words, #PrayForTheAFCNorth

Mishmash- Cleveland is most segregated city in the US; 84 year old man dumps bowl of pee on a boy; JJ Watt

Cleveland pic of the day

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Huge fight at the Cowboys-Rams joint practice last night

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84 year old man dumps a bowl of pee on a boy after he vandalized his house

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According to these stats, Cleveland is the most segregated city in the US

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This highlight reel of old NBA highlights is making the rounds and it’s pretty awesome

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Ravens kicker Justin Tucker does a pretty mean Matthew McConaughey impression

https://vimeo.com/136271735

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JJ Watt throws the a football to a fan in the top deck. Impressive.

Cleveland