Cavs v Bulls Wednesday Game Tape; One more. Just one more.

No one ever said it was going to be easy. After blowing a huge fourth quarter lead the Cavs were able to hang on and beat the Bulls 106-101. LeBron had 38, 12 & 6 and ZERO TURNOVERS; Kyrie added 25 playing on 1/2 of a leg; Shumpert and JR combined for 25 points; Tristan Thompson did his thing on the offensive glass per usual; Taj Gibson cried; and Delly clamped down the most vicious leg lock that’s ever been seen on this side of the Mississippi

One more. All we need is one more.

Let’s look at the game tape

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Remember when Joakim Noah had the most basic 2 handed dunk ever and acted like it was a between the legs windmill tomahawk slam? Good times. God I hate his face.

Tristan got conked right in the noggin and then D-Rose picked up the ball and scooped it in. Poor TT.

Joe Thomas made an appearance and was looking dapper as fuck

And he went HAM when he was pumping up the crowd

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times- NOTHING and I mean NOTHING is funnier than when Joakim Noah has a basketball in his hands

It’s laughable that teams haven’t learned to not foul LeBron when he does this

#PipeDunk

#CrewLove and skinny pants

This shit right here gave me flashbacks to game 3 and the Bulls hitting lucky ass shots

Man, I love Delly. Just buzzes and buzzes around your face like a mosquito until you’re forced to swat (kick) at him.

Good job, Matty! You old sailor you!

Taj got ejected and some Cleveland hero decided to toss him a very meaningful and heartfelt parting gift

I specifically screamed “NOOOOOOYESSSSSSS!!!!” after this shot. If he starts making threes on a consistent basis (big IF right now) it’s going to be dangerous

LeBron Chasedown: Activated

Cavs win. *Exhale*

Couple quick thoughts:

– Kyrie Irving is a god damn warrior. Playing on 2 nub legs and he’s still able to drop 25 AND outplay Derrick Rose. Unreal, man. The guy has balls of steel. I’ve gained A TON of respect for Kyrie the more this series has gone on.

– Chuck Booms being on Twitter and being unfiltered is just the absolute best (this tweet was comparing Nikola Mirotic and King Leonidas.

He kinda nailed it too tbh

– Posted this pic last night and people WERE NOT a fan of these two kids. The Twitter followers spewed lots of venom their way. Consider this a life lesson to little Timmy and Tommy- When you grow up people will hate your guts if you’re a bandwagon fan.

– NO MORE THIRTY POINT FOURTH QUARTERS ALLOWED BY THE DEFENSE FROM HERE ON OUT, K?

– If I’m a Bulls fan it really chaps my ass to see Kyrie Irving out there lighting it up on a half a leg while Pau Gasol sits on the bench in street clothes because he has a tight hammy. Pau, it’s the playoffs, everyone is hurt.

– Jimmy Butler hitting 3 point shots with under 1 minute in the fourth quarter will haunt me for years to come.

-Mike’s hot take gameplan to win game 6 in Chicago: Limit the open shots taken by Derrick Rose, Jimmy Butler and Mike fucking Dunleavy. Think I just earned myself a spot on the Cavs coaching staff.

– LeBron and I had the same exact reaction when we found out that he had zero turnovers last night

– How about Taj Gibson bitching because he got one of those rally towels thrown at him after he was ejected. A TOWEL. #PrayForTaj

-If you compare Delly’s little leg clamp to Kelly Olynyk maliciously ripping Kevin Love’s shoulder off of his body then you’re a god damn moron. Oh weird, that’s exactly what Mike Dunleavy did.

– It’d be great if the Cavs can close out this series on Thursday. This team needs all the rest and recovery they can get.

– Sucks that LeBron isn’t as explosive as he used to be.

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– I’ve officially transferred all my hate from Joakim Noah into Mike Dunleavy. Joakim is so irrelevant right now it just makes no sense to put that much effort into despising him.

See you guys on Thursday.

Cavs in 6.

Watch LeBron tell Kyrie to “Get your limping ass over here” after tonight’s Cavs win

https://twitter.com/Kyrie_SIrving/status/598304230047358977

Huuuuuge game out of Kyrie tonight. 25 points on 2 nub legs is nothing to sneeze about. The dude was in visible pain throughout the game and he toughed it out. Biggest balls on the court bar none. Man tonight feels good. We’ll have more tomorrow in the Wednesday Game Tape.

Huge win. Huge huge win.

Don’t forget to snag one

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h/t @Kyrie_SIrving for the video

I Don’t Even Feel Like Winning Two Games In A Row Anyway: Tribe Notes 5/12

https://twitter.com/cycle_jim/status/597473133487136769

https://twitter.com/Coreyshoemaker7/status/597047885184815105

Side note, I dare you to search “indians suck” on Twitter.

What’s the Damage?

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Facepalm.

The Royals are only 5-5 in their last ten and still have a game over the second-place Kitties. Tribe fans can take some solace in the fact that it isn’t just us that Mike Moustakas is crushing this year, it’s everyone (.319/.338/.448). The same goes for pretty much their entire lineup, as the baby blue bullies lead the majors in hitting by a whopping 13 points.

Everyone’s (least) favorite felines are right in the mix per usual, although they’re on a two-game slide after dropping the last two games in KC this past weekend. David Price tripped over a bat like an IDIOT and strained his hammy, so he’ll miss his next start, and catcher Alex Avila has “loose bodies” in his left knee which may require surgery. You just hate to see that. Gotta keep those bodies tight, Al.

The Twins are four games over .500. Who let that happen?

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Right. Leave it to us to be assaulted by a 39-year-old and his band of misfits.

I can now accurately type Jeff Samardzija’s name without looking it up, since I own him in fantasy and his season has basically been a start followed by four days of me bitching. Struggling would be an understatement, for him and his new squad (although, go figure, they’re 3 for 5 against us this year). 2014 3rd overall pick Carlos Rodon (LHP) was brilliant in his first career start last week. He was born in 1992. In December. Lol.

In Other News

  • Kip’s too hot (hot damn). Call the police and the fireman.

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Since moving to the leadoff spot on April 26:

.356/.441/.627, 5 2B, 3 HR, 10 RBI, 8 BB, 6 K

In the month of May, he’s third in the majors in average and OBP and leads everyone with a 1.1 offensive WAR. When he made the All-Star team in 2013,  his best month was June, in which he hit:

.419/.517/.699, 12 2B, 4 HR, 25 RBI, 20 BB, 22 K

Dance, jump on it.

  • The past couple weeks have seen two Tribe starters heading in opposite directions. After a sickeningly hot start, Trevor Bauer has posted consecutive clunkers. He was tagged for 6 earned runs in 4.1 innings against Toronto on the 3rd, then another 5 this past weekend by the Twins. For those who watched, even those early starts were plagued by walks and the ever-present threat of the big inning, but Bauer was able to extinguish those threats with strikeouts. He hasn’t been able to do that recently. with a total of 8 strikeouts in his last three starts combined. His pitch mixes are the same-ish, given the fact that those are bound to vary with someone who a) has as many pitches and b) is as big of a “feel” pitcher as Bauer is. I still really like him and am hoping his bout with food poising is to blame for knocking him off track.

Danny Salazar is trending in the opposite direction. Check this stat:

Is that good? Did he break it?

In his five starts this year, he’s struck out 10, 11, 7, 9 and 11 batters. That’s 48 total, which is good for 7th in the majors. He also leads the bigs in K/9 and K%. Relying a lot less on his fastball than he has in the past, he’s mixing in his curve and change a lot more this year and making hitters look silly when he goes from 95 at the nipples to 80 in the dirt.

  • Just for shits and gigs, I thought I’d look at attendance numbers this season to see what impact the renovations (and, conversely, the product on the field) have had. So far in 2015 we’re averaging 15,928 fans at home games. That’s down from 18,428 last year and 19,661 in 2013. Obviously it’s still early, fans don’t go to 35 degree games in April and we haven’t been through a playoff push yet, so as I’m typing this now I realize this probably isn’t the most insightful paragraph I’ve ever written, but hey. This is Bottlegate folks.

https://twitter.com/TommySullivan24/status/597451933511753728

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ps I have no words

https://twitter.com/Coreyshoemaker7/status/597449886301294592

 

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

 

 

 

 

 

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