Cavs-Celtics Game 1 Monday Game Tape

Ah, Monday Game Tapes are baby, baby! It’s going to be a quick one today since I was at the game and these are almost impossible to do if you’re not keeping a running post while watching the game at home (fire up the excuse train CHOO CHOO).

The Cavs came out and did what they needed to do to take a 1-0 series lead. Obviously emotions were high and it showed in the first quarter but once everyone slowed down it was smooth sailing from there.

Kyrie dropped 30, Kevin added 19 & 12, LeBron had a ho hum 20, 7, & 6, Tristan Thompson seemed like he was everywhere, and Kelly Olynyk’s bloody eye gave us all nightmares.

Here are your highlights:

The Q was rocking during pregame intros. I’m a sucker for those light up glow sticks that they hand out

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I’m pretty sure our section collectively pissed our pants during this K-Love hook pass to LeBron for a fast break dunk. LeBron also gave Evan Turner a staredown that even made me a little nervous for Evan’s well being.

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During halftime some dude stood on about 20 metal chairs and did handstands and stuff. It was thrilling, exhilarating and I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. What a showman.

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Joe Haden was very concerned during the performance

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Playoff scrums are the best scrums

His name is James Jones and he’s been here before (peep K. Love’s reaction on the bench)

Mozgov took a shot right to his huge Russian nuts. Poor guy.

Something weird happened to Kelly Olynyk’s eye and GOO!!

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Couple quick thoughts:

-The energy at the Q was slightly above average. I’m pretty sure it’s because Boston isn’t that great but you’d think the first playoff game in Cleveland in forever would have warranted a little more excitement.

– I was in the same section as Jared Sullinger’s family. Before I knew who he was I HATED Jared’s brother JJ. Our section wasn’t too fond of him either. I found out it was JJ about midway through the 3rd quarter and felt bad for the things I was thinking. Former Buckeye, gotta respect that.

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– LeBron’s gotta feel pretty good about not having to do any of the heavy lifting this game. If he can rely on Kyrie and Kevin for these early series and coast through these games, I think we’ll see a very healthy and springy LeBron come ECF and Finals time.

– If I’m Brad Stevens I’m not taking Isaiah Thomas out of the game. I don’t think there’s really any Cavs player on the roster who could do a great job of guarding him. He’s a waterbug.

– The girl who sang the National Anthem absolutely CRUSHED it. Great story too if you get a chance to read up on it.

– Gotta love Shawn Marion. Comes in for 30 seconds and gets 2 crucial steals at the end of the 3rd quarter.

– Hopefully JR Smith can stay out of foul trouble. Definitely need to see more of him.

– Saw Marcus Smart catch an elbow to the face and it made my heart all warm and fuzzy.

All in all it was a great first playoff win for Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving and co. One down, fifteen more to go. Like I said, this was going to be a short Game Tape, we’ll be better for game 2. Promise.

(vines via @gifdsports and @fansidedgif)

Mishmash- Raining earthworms; Obituarys says “Don’t vote for Hillary Clinton”; Fantastic Four trailer

Cleveland pic of the day

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New Fantastic 4 trailer

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If you ever go to Norway, beware because it will rain earthworms from the sky 

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A North Carolina man’s dying wish in his obituary was for people to not vote for Hillary Clinton 

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Woman breaks record and eats 3 steak dinners in 20 minutes BRAVO BRAVO

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Someone remade the Batman-Superman trailer with the old actors

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President Whitmore is returning to Independence Day 2

It’s time.

This is it. This is the day we’ve been waiting for since a certain Sports Illustrated article was published on July 11th, 2014. The 82 game preseason was fun but this is where it counts.

Everything that’s happened in the last 50 years means nothing starting today. The heartbreak, the defeat, the agony will all be forgotten starting at 3 pm.

All year we’ve had to deal with the bullshit fabricated stories and agendas spewed out by the national media. Do LeBron and Kevin Love have beef? Did you see that subtweet? Is David Blatt in over his head? Was that a shove? Did you see who was and wasn’t in that Instagram picture? Can Kyrie’s style of play co-exist with LeBron? Why isn’t this newly formed team with 10 new players going 82-0?

Fuck the national media. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Bill Simmons. Fuck Skip Bayless. Fuck Stephen A. Smith. Fuck Boston. Fuck Chicago. Fuck Atlanta. Fuck Golden State. Fuck San Antonio. It’s Cleveland against the world and if you’re not with us, you’re against us.

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned.

Let’s go.

 

 

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