This photo taken Sunday, Sept. 14, 2014, in Oxford, Ohio, by police officer Matt Hatfield and provided by the Oxford police department, shows a skunk with it’s head stuck in a beer can near a fraternity house at Miami (Ohio) University. An animal control officer was able to free and release the skunk without being sprayed. (AP Photo/Oxford Police Department, Matt Hatfield)
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Damn, man. Such a sad story. No one ever likes to see someone suffering like this. It’s tragic really…. And by tragic I’m 100% referring to the skunk being forced to drink a Miller Lite. Since this happened on a college campus is this considered hazing? Can we get a fraternity banned from Miami U for this? Someone needs to answer some questions here. Was this the skunk’s doing? C’mon Pepé Le Pew, no one drinks Miller Lite nowadays on their own terms. At least be a man about it and order a Budweiser, Stinky.
Now I don’t want to laugh at this because I almost feel sorry for the the animal. But in my lifetime I’ve had terrible luck with skunks. In high school my dog got sprayed while I was getting ready for school. Somehow the stink got transferred to me. Long story short I walked into school that day and immediately stunk up the ENTIRE school. When I say entire school, I mean the entire school. Every class I went to I had to sit by an open window. Had to go home after 3 periods because I stunk so bad. I was a freshman. It was traumatizing. So forgive me if I have no sympathy for some stupid skunk being stupid and getting its stupid head stuck in a stupid Miller Lite can.
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “drunk as a skunk.” (Darren Rovell would love that joke)
Bottlegate 