videos via Scott Taylor

Well the videos kind of suck but you can see the gist of what went down. Some sort of brawl was started because a photo booth at a Parma Chuck E. Cheese wasn’t working. I guess in 2015 a malfunctioning machine is grounds to throw down and start a riot. Ha! Who knew?

From Fox 8

PARMA, Ohio- Several employees were injured during a brutal attack at the Chuck E. Cheese in Parma Sunday night.

Just after 7 p.m., a woman attending a birthday party at the Chuck E. Cheese on Ridgewood Drive complained to the manager because the photo booth was not working, Police Sgt. Kevin Riley said. The manager told the woman she would have to wait.

That’s when one of the men from the party followed the manager into the kitchen, threatening to kill him. Parma police said the manager suffered injuries to his face and head as he was beaten. When employees tried to intervene, more men from the birthday party joined the brawl.

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Good God. Imagine being a worker at Chuck E. Cheese that night. I bet that they’re not exactly raking in the dough… You’ve gotta deal with whiny, germ filled, annoying ass kids all day on top of keeping your head on a swivel in case some asshole party goer tries to deck you because they can’t sit in a booth to get their picture taken. Talk about “not worth it.”

“Uh yeah, here are some free tokens. Please don’t beat the shit out of me because the photo booth isn’t working k thanks. I’m not a mechanic, I’m just a high schooler that wears a mouse costume on the weekends.”

PS- How big of an asshole do you have to be to start a fight at Chuck E. Cheese? Seriously… Like, the biggest asshole of all time, right?