“Shoutout to all my HATERS. I love YALL ❤️❤️❤️❤️💖. IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE HERE”
(His ‘gram is private but we’re technological geniuses here at Bottlegate so we saved this video and used our own player NBD)
Sigh. Why even take the time to make this video in the first place? Terrance here’s a little advice- Don’t go on social media after games where you played poorly or the team lost. And if you do go on there, for the love of God don’t feed the trolls and respond to the “haters.” Nothing good has ever come out of athletes responding to fans on social media and it just makes the athlete look weak and vulnerable. Do your work in the film room and on the practice field and play better next game. Simple as that. We don’t need to see you tweeting and Instagramming about all the people that doubt you and that you’ve made it. Are you a good running back? Yes, absolutely. Should you be addressing the h8ers and peepz that doubted you? Nooooooo. No you should not.
He followed up that post with a post of him cutting a rug:
“My haters said stop dancing but I can’t THO. Hate it or love it.”
For some reason I don’t think the haters were referring to your actual dances but rather you dancing on the field when you’re carrying the football. But what the hell do I know? Those were fire dance moves though I gotta admit. I think I need a pair of those orange pants too.
Quick: West’s actual dance moves vs. this asshole Browns fan’s moves imitating West
Think it might be a toss-up?
PS- If you’ve ever commented on an athlete’s Instagram saying “you suck” or something of that nature just know that you’re the worst type of person on the planet and everyone hates you.
Wow. Awesome job by ESPN. They get a lot of shit for having people like Skip Bayless and Merrill Hoge represent their network, but when they do things like this they hit it out of the park.
And here I am bitching about Paul McQuistan and his inability to block, Brian Hoyer missing a wide open Jordan Cameron, and how there wasn’t enough sugar in my coffee this morning. This really puts things in perspective and shows that Joe Haden is one of the best guys in the NFL. Love this kind of behind the scenes stuff that you otherwise wouldn’t have ever seen.
Well that… sucked. I was terrified of this game going in and for good reason. The Browns were coming off of a big, emotional win vs. the Steelers last week and traveling to Jacksonville to face a winless “not as bad as their record shows” Jaguars team. Shit. 4-2 sounds so much better than 3-3 right now. I don’t even know where to start. That was bad all around (aside from Tashaun Gipson) Let’s look at the Game Tape.
Honest statement: I had NO IDEA what “highlights” to put in here from the Browns side. When a game produces SIXoffensive points, your options are limited.
This guy knows what I’m talking about
Ben Tate’s longest run of the game
If Brian completes this pass we go up 10-0 and it’s a whole different ballgame. Can’t miss opportunities like this if you’re an NFL quarterback.
Tashaun Gipson continued his ballhawking ways and got his 2nd interception of the day
Awful decision to not take the points and go up 2 possessions on the road
If Mike Pettine followd the Bottlegate Twitter, he’d have gotten the right advice
Our favorite Browns fan ever made a nice halftime video commending Mike Pettine and Brian Hoyer for the good job they did in the first half
I want to disagree with him… but I just can’t. His Terrance West impression was pretty spot on too.
Nothing really happened in the 3rd quarter but the 4th quarter started out with the worst football play I’ve ever seen in my life. And to think I thought Brandon Weeden’s flip pass last year was bad.
Andrew Hawkins with a nice 65 yard catch and run
But then McQuistan decided to give an “Olé” block and got Tha Crow killed
Mingo punched Denard Robinson in the dick. Whatever, he went to Michigan and he should be used to it after losing to OSU all those years.
How much pee do you think is in this pool? 20-25 gallons?
Jordan Poyer tried catching a punt on the 2 yard line and it hit him right in the nose and Jaguars players danced
And then Walter Payton the Michigan QB takes it in for the TD
A couple plays later Hoyer threw the dagger interception. Sigh. And the Browns fall to 3-3.
The defense played well. 3 forced turnovers and only scoring 6 points is unacceptable. But I’m not gonna be all doom and gloom. This game sucked. Whatever. Gotta move on from it. Hopefully they got it out of their system. We’re 3-3 and have 2 very winnable games coming up at home. The offense needs to play better. They know that. We know that. Everyone knows that.
I don’t know what the full impact of losing Alex Mack will be but it sure looked like he was badly missed yesterday. The running game wasn’t working, Paul McQuistan looked like he’s never played football before, and Greco and Hoyer seemed to not be on the same page. I hope this can get corrected by the time Oakland comes to town.
I’m not going to be that guy but in Brian Hoyer’s last 2 games he’s a combined 24-58. Thats a 41% completion rate. Unacceptable. He threw behind receivers and missed open receivers for touchdowns. In this offense where we have to take advantage of every opportunity you can’t afford to make mistakes like that. IF Hoyer continues playing like this it’s time for #2. I think he’ll get pissed off, turn it around, and have a big game vs. Oakland next week.
PS: This picture of Joel Bitonio just makes me laugh. Love this guy.
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