Alright, LeBron. We get it. You work out. You’re better than us and we stink. Sure some of us may have have just woken up from a 2 hour mid day nap because we stayed up to watch the UFC fights then went to Dive Bar and stayed up till 4 am drinking beer and eating pizza… but gosh, you don’t need to rub it in our faces. Sundays are a day of rest and should be treated as such. Besides, dude, you’re like 31 years old. Go spend your Sundays on a recliner watching Chopped or something. Rest that body. Playoffs don’t start till April 16th anyway.
Time to heat up some leftover pizza. Strive for greatness, indeed.
PS- Even Damon Jones is like “Dude, relax.”
Last night LeBron posted a mirror selfie of him wearing some 1940’s Sherlock Holmes overcoat:
I guess this is what you wear when you’re about to turn 31? Frankly I didn’t even bat an eye when I first saw the pic because of all the outrageous clothing that NBA players have worn over the past few years. I guess I’m just conditioned to seeing these outfits when ESPN highlights the weird fashion choices that Russell Westbrook or James Harden make every night, but I digress.
Anyway, the Internet had some fun with it because of course. Here’s a roundup of the best that the web had to offer last night:
The Buckeyes square off against Connor Cook and the Michigan State Spartans this weekend in a game with enormous Big Ten and playoff implications. Connor is a Cleveland kid who just happens to have a gorgeous sister named Jackie. Anytime a Big Ten college QB has a smokeshow sister from Cleveland, you can bet your ass she’s getting her own gallery. Introducing Jackie Cook.
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