Evan Evan Evan. Let’s sit you down for a little Friday learning session with Mike. When you’re the one who goes up for a dunk and you get your shit packed in by the best player in the world at the rim, it’s not the best look if YOU’RE the one talking shit after the fact. It makes absolutely no sense. That’s like if during this play, Jae Crowder turns to LeBron after the shot goes in and starts talking trash:
Do you see how dumb that is? Not to mention Evan is probably the least intimidating person in the world, but come on dude. You tried to posterize LeBron, he didn’t have it, you got embarrassed. Evan I loved you at Ohio State but you look like a damn fool. This is the time in the game where you unlace your sneakers, pack your ball up, and go home.
Check out Perk on the bench in this frame. “Evan you fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.”
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Hot damn that’ll get your blood flowing! Shump spitting hot fire! Nitty on the beat! Kanye who?! Kendrick who?! Iman Shumpert on the track and he just KILLED IT.
Perfect song whether you’re pregaming to go out on W. 6th or if you’re at home getting ready to watch the Cavs beat the Celtics in game 3. It also seems like the perfect song you’d hear at a parade (but let’s not get ahead of ourselves).
This isn’t the first time Shump has recorded a song either. No lie the dude put out legit bangers when he was in New York.
But let’s not forget about Mike Polk’s Mozgov song either
30 points 9 rebounds 7 assists. God it feels good to have LeBron James on your team in the playoffs… But god damn I have to respect this Celtics team BECAUSE THEY JUST WON’T DIE. I will not be surprised at all if the Celts win one in Boston and force a game 5 back in Cleveland.
If we’re being honest I was more impressed by the way the Celts played than the way the Cavs played but it’s the playoffs and style points don’t mean shit. 2 wins down, 14 to go. All that matters is the W in the left column.
Let’s look at the damn game tape
Gotta be stronger when you’re strying to dunk on Big Russia
Evan Turner and LeBron held their own on court dance recital
Mozgov. Dunk.
Trying to take a charge, flopping, and then getting dunked on is the most emasculating thing ever
Kyrie. So filthy.
LeBron to Love from halfcourt for the oop. Get up white boy!
Poor Kevin. Little Isaiah Thomas dribbled the ball right between his legs
Don’t try and guard LeBron too close because he will toss you like ragdoll and totally make you look like a weakling on national TV
Jared Sullinger screened his own teammate and LeBron got an easy 2. Whoops!
After the game Rachel Nichols addressed LeBron with comments ‘Bron’s son made about him concerning Michael Jordan
Couple quick thoughts:
-Tristan Thompson with the Gruden Grinder of the week type stats. 0 points & 11 rebounds. Those are the kinds of numbers that’ll put hair on your chest. Man’s game from Double T.
– Not a fan of Kyrie and LeBron scoring ALL 24 of our points in the 4th quarter. It’s only the second playoff game so I expect that to change. Need the other players to step up on offense.
– Mozgov contributing 16 points on offense is great but we shouldn’t expect that every game. Him yelling after every LeBron dunk/great play is like my favorite thing ever right now.
– Gonna need JR Smith to start making a couple baskets here and there. Everyone is going to have their eye on him in the playoffs and I don’t want him not scoring to become a national topic of conversation. Big fan of his 5 steals however. If he’s not hitting 3’s he’ll have to step up his defense and he’s done that so far.
– I think the Celtics are better than we all gave them credit for. Very well coached and they were streaking at the right time at the end of the season. Aside from the top 3 seeds in the East I could see the Celtics beating every other team in a seven game series.
– Every time I watch Isaiah Thomas I’m more and more impressed. If he wasn’t playing against the Cavs I’d definitely be rooting for him.
– How bout Big Perk getting some minutes in the first quarter? (let’s not do that again)
-Really need to see the bench score more than 7 points.
-HATE that the Cavs didn’t drop confetti after that dipshit Shaughnessy wrote yesterday’s article that centered around the Cavs dropping confetti. They should have doubled down and dropped about 4X as much confetti as they normally do after wins.
– Need another Dan Shaughnessy/Bob Ryan/Bill Simmons article bashing Cleveland. I’m starting to get bored with this series and I don’t want to let my guard down.
Bottlegate 