https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CIPJWMOlfA
Premeditated flatulence if I’ve ever seen it. One of those ones that brings a smile to your face when you feel it brewin’ ten minutes before liftoff.
Can you imagine being this cat’s public defender? Sitting there watching the proceedings and your client just lifts his cheek and absolutely RIPS one. “Fuck it. I’m out. Have at him Your Honor.”
Also the fact that no one in the clip so much as cracks a smile goes to show you that farts are not necessarily always funny. Probably should have anticipated that his buddies wouldn’t be yucking it up when he fired away while their futures potentially hung in the balance.
PS- We know this is in Ohio because of the website on the projection screen in the beginning of the video:
Bottlegate 