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Kevin Love is sporting an afro at Cavs media day

The Indians are down to a .6% chance of making the playoffs. The Browns have gone 1-2 through the “easy” part of their schedule to start the year. This media day was one giant glimmer of light in an otherwise desolate Cleveland sports landscape. The wine and gold boys were finally getting back together after a long summer. It’s a day to take pictures, look good and spit some one-liners into a microphone.

“Kevin will take questions now. Yes, man in the back who’s clearly been crying?”

“Hi Kevin. Ai, Bottlegate dot com. Why?”

Have we not suffered enough? Our baseball team was supposed to be good, they ended up stinking, our football team was supposed to stink and has stunk, and our best looking athlete in Cleveland shows up to media day looking like Superbad Jonah Hill. Mother.

It wasn’t all bad cosmetological news out of Independence today though. The King’s hairline is back. Like, really back.

(VIDEO) Wife of Dolphins CB Brent Grimes arrested after headbutting cop

https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/648223499555725312

https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/648190164750233601

From Cleveland.com:

“MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — The wife of Miami Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes was arrested Sunday in the stadium parking lot shortly before the team’s loss to the Buffalo Bills, and she hurt her right knee and arm in a confrontation with police.

Miko Grimes faces charges of disorderly conduct, battery on a police officer and resisting arrest with violence. According to a police report, Grimes was walking into vehicular traffic and was arrested after she disobeyed an officer’s command to stop. She remained combative even after being handcuffed, police said.

According to police, Grimes ignored an order to stop and became belligerent and screamed profanities. She charged one officer while flailing her arms, and when an officer grabbed her in a bear hug and threw her on the ground, Grimes kicked her feet and tried to get up.

Grimes was handcuffed and, once on her feet, head-butted an officer. She was then forced to sit on a police golf cart, and continued to be combative until the cart reached a police station. Once there, she was treated for her injuries.”

Before the game, eh? We’re headbutting cops before the game down in Miami now? Ain’t no tailgate like a Sun Life tailgate cause a Sun Life tailgate ends in assaulting police officers.

 

I’ll bet her reaction to Tyrod Taylor dropping three touches on the Dolphins secondary was probably pretty similar too. Yes, Miko. TyGod is phucking serious.

Tailgating Browns Fan Smashes Beer Against His Head Then Proceeds To Chug It

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/648270206704439298

People wonder why us Browns fans tailgate so hard and drink as much as we do. Did you see the game yesterday? Have you seen the games since 1999? Sometimes you just have to be like this dude and concuss yourself while getting blackout drunk to be able to make it through another football season in Cleveland. I’m really digging the cut of this dude’s jib. Big fan of his panache.