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The Browns Just Cannot Lose To This Guy On Sunday


I cannot lose to this guy on Sunday. Can’t do it. Won’t do it. I don’t care if he was 16 in this video or if that this is what North Dakotans do for fun. I can’t personally handle the Browns dropping a game to this putz and then most likely dropping 2 games to that ginger in Cincy and that dullard from Baltimore. 

The Browns will forever be linked to Carson Wentz after trading out of the #2 pick after they decided he wasn’t worth it. Sunday can be a nice start in making sure the Browns made the right decision by passing on Wentz.

This video makes me a little ashamed I wanted the Browns to draft “can’t miss.”

I liked it better than the Dude Perfect videos though.

 The Eagles had a little fun with it

Tim Couch Looks Like He Can Still Play A Little Bit In Bud Light’s New NFL Commercial

And by “play a little bit” I mean looks “jacked and handsome sitting there signing autographs at a car dealership.” I mean, looks at those ‘ceps on Timmy. It looks like he hasn’t stopped doing curls since those idiot fans booed him when he got hurt.



It’s always a fun conversation to wonder what would have been if Couch was surrounded by a competent group of players and coaches when he was drafted in 99. Say he went to Philly instead of McNabb, would Tim have as successful a career as Donovan did?

Say what you want, Tim Couch and Kevin Johnson are still one of the better QB/WR tandems the Browns have had since they returned.

Good Luck Covering Braxton Miller Because You Can’t.

While down at the Senior Bowl the past couple days, it seems as though Braxton Miller (who has only been a wide receiver for less than a year) is tearing it up. All the scouts and NFL guys are raving about him:

The highlights:

NSFW because you’ll see DB’s die.

Good Lord. I know we can’t judge a football player’s potential just in one on one drills but… things are looking bright for #5. IF he gets drafted into the right organization with the right players and coaches around him, I think he has a really good chance to be a special player in this league. Yes I’m a huge Buckeye homer but he honestly might be the best athlete in this year’s draft.

All these videos do is prove how underutilized Braxton was in the OSU offense this season (even though some of that probably had to do with him only being a receiver for a few months).