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Cavs Rewind + The week ahead

Cavs Rewind + The Week Ahead (11/17 – 12/5)

By Will

In my last post I expressed some concern about the four games the Cavs had on the schedule coming off of a three game win streak.  Well wouldn’t you know it, I was right to be scared.  Cavs expert, right?  We finished the week off 0-4 against the Nuggets, Spurs, Wizards, and Raptors.

 The sky was falling, Kevin Love was going to leave for the Lakers, and we were heading right back to the lottery again!!!  Let’s be honest with ourselves for a second though, if you’re looking for easy wins to check off the schedule the Nuggets are the only obvious one of the four.  Let’s chalk it up to the early season growing pains of a new superteam and leave it at that.

Luckily for the sanity of Cleveland fans, the schedule has eased up some since that stretch and we’re back on the fast track to the finals.  We have slapped the shit out of Orlando (which I was in attendance for), Washington (great rebound win after losing to them the week before), and Indiana (yeah we better win against them this year). LeBron won Eastern Conference Player of the week for the second time this season and at the moment, all seems right with the Wine and Gold.

 

Magic:

The prelude to this game was LeBron saying he “stinks” and needs to do his job better and Kevin Love calling it a must win.  Both of those things are hilarious in retrospect considering it was a game in November against a lottery team.  The mindset apparently worked though.  We came out and set the tone early taking a 56-38 halftime lead and cruising to a 32 point win.  LeBron led the way with 29-4-11 and 3 steals.

Wizards:

The Cavs had lost by 13 points in Washington just five nights prior to this game.  LeBron didn’t like that.  He put on his cape, messed around, and (almost) got a triple double netting 29 for the 2nd night in a row to go with 10 boards and 8 dimes. Combine that with 21 from Love, 18 from Kyrie, and 15 from everyone’s favorite Muslim –Dion Waiters– and the Cavs rolled the Wiz by 26 points on Thanksgiving Eve. The most surprising part of this game for me was Kyrie locking up John Wall to the tune of just 6 points on 2-6 shooting.

Pacers:

This game was a blowout, then close, then a blowout again.  The Cavs started fast and jumped out to a 16-4 lead before the Pacers knew what happened.  Then they made their run and nearly tied the game up at the half, only trailing 52-49.  The Cavs came out hot again in the third and opened up a 16 point lead and coasted to a 109-97 W.  Kevin Love played his best game as a Cavalier dropping 28 and 10.

 

To sum it up, the past week had me feeling like:

 

UPCOMING:

Milwaukee Bucks:

Cleveland opens this week up Tuesday night with the surprising Bucks.  They are led by Jason Kidd who has really coached up the Greek Freak (whose real name I’m not going to bother with) and Jabari Parker.  People expected them to be one of the worst teams in the league but they’re currently 10-8 and ahead of the Cavs in the standings.  My prediction is that we continue our hot streak and the Bucks start to fall back to earth.  Cavs by at least 9.

New York Knicks:

A rematch of one of the most exciting, and then disappointing nights in Cleveland sports history. (Editor’s note: “Cleveland sports history” seems a tad harsh)  The Cavs head to MSG to take on Melo and the Knicks.  Both LeBron and Kyrie play their best basketball in the Mecca so look for at least 30 points from one of them.  We get revenge for the opening night loss and handle the Knicks by 6.

 

Toronto Raptors:

Drake is soft. The Raptors are not.  I don’t like this game.  If things go according to plan we’ll be riding a 5-game winning streak but going into Toronto on the second night of a back to back  is going to be tough.  If that’s not a recipe for a loss I don’t know what is.  Only hope is we still have the bad taste in our mouth from getting stomped by them on our home court.  PS – the Raptors have to have gotten a boost from the Jurassic World trailer coming out.  Raptors clearly have the most swag of any dinosaur right now.


Need to win 2 out of 3 this week which would leave us at 10-8 through the five weeks of the season.

Johnny Manziel is… Johnny Bravo?

1. I like it.

2. No doubt Bleacher Report had this up their sleeve for months, they were just waiting for the perfect time to release it.

3. Guys, Brian Hoyer is having a rough enough week as it. Can we not pile on for fuck’s sake?

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I mean… What the hell is this?

4. Do you even lift, bro? No wonder Chris Gonos got a beatdown. Look at those delts!

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5. LeBron, Bieber, Drake, JFF, Erin Andrews (maybe Sam Ponder?), Some guy, Hoyer, Kevin Sumlin. That’s a motley crew right there. (Hoyer looks a little too happy though)

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6. This is how I imagine every Friday night for JFF to start and end

Browns v Bills Monday Game Tape

Sigh.

Let’s look at the game tape.

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Before the game things got so so weird at some Browns fans’ tailgate

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And there were Bills fans dressed up as large mammals

Cool scene here as Jim Kelly greeted the Bills on the field wearing a Darryl Talley jersey

(Kevin Hoffman-USA TODAY Sports)

The first half was gross. Nothing worthwhile happened in the first half aside from a Billy Cundiff field and a Billy Cundiff missed field goal. The only thing I pray is that a game down the road doesn’t rest on Billy’s right leg. I have more confidence in Phil Taylor kicking field goals right now and Phil Taylor is in a wheelchair.

The third quarter…. oh, the third quarter. This is where things started getting bad.

It started off well when Haden put another interception notch on his belt. But then a couple bad plays and a Hoyer sack gave the ball right back to the Bills and we weren’t able to capitalize on it…

Right after the Bills scored their first TD, things went from 0-100 real quick and Terrance West fumbled; Jerry Hughes picked it up; and the Bills sealed the game. Turning point right here.

Hoyer’s day ended after he threw his second interception of the day. Insert some guy named Johnny.

Johnny hit Josh Gordon over the middle for a nice gain

https://twitter.com/Coll_Crowley/status/539157952041451521

A couple plays later he did this

If you wanna win, let Johnny spin

https://twitter.com/Coll_Crowley/status/539160136690847745

Which left all of the households in Cleveland with a pretty hefty cleaning bill

Sidenote: I ripped my pants after he scored. Literally. My pants got ripped after Johnny Manziel scored his first NFL touchdown.

And then Will Burge constructed the tweet of the year calling out the hypocrisy of all the JFF detractors

https://twitter.com/WillBurge/status/539159787548966913

My old college roommate and Bottlegate contributor locked eyes with Johnny as he celebrated (that’s him to the left of Johnny’s helmet) #BottlegateWorldwide?

On Johnny’s second drive, he got an early snap, tried to pick the ball up and throw it and was promptly decapitated and killed.

And the internet did internet things and Johnny was immortalized into a meme

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https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/539164985084370944

Meet Bottlegate’s new #1 enemy

The game ended and Kyle Orton decided to throw in a dip on the sidelines. This vine we posted went viral and broke the internet, NBD

Couple quick thoughts:

What was up with Joe Thomas? 3 holding calls? Could have been called for a lot more too.

How late is too late when it comes to signing a new kicker? I don’t trust Billy Cundiff over 35 yards.

Hoyer and Gordon weren’t on the same page all game. I don’t know whose fault that is but apparently the coaches thought it was Brian’s.

I like Brian Hoyer, I really do… But 9 interceptions and 4 touchdowns since the Steelers win isn’t going to cut it. If Hoyer didn’t have the whole “hometown kid” thing going on, I think there’d be a unanimous clamoring for Manziel.

Speaking of Manziel, that was fun, wasn’t it? There’s just a certain excitement when he takes a snap. I wasn’t crazy about him being inserted vs. that defensive front but he looked pretty comfortable directing the offense (sidenote: Merrill Hoge is a jackass). If the Browns hand the reigns to Johnny, I think I’m comfortable with it. We need to get something out of the QB.

I thought the defense played their asses off. Buffalo’s longest run from scrimmage was 8 yards. You’d think that’d be enough to win a game.

Jim Leonhard impressed me. He played solid just as he was expected to do. He’s a “pro’s pro”

How about Joe Haden? Interceptions in 3 straight games; a blocked field goal in this one; and he held Sammy Watkins to 14 yards receiving. Joe is playing at a Pro Bowl level.

Speaking of Pro Bowl, does anyone really stand out as a lock to make the Pro Bowl besides Joe Thomas? If he wasn’t injured I’d say Tashaun Gipson. Joel Bitonio? Haden?

Gotta be encouraged by the youth of our playermakers on offense- Manziel, Crowell, West, Gordon, Gabriel. The future seems bright.

I wish Marqueis Gray was still on the Browns.

At least most of the other AFC North teams lost?

Random thought but I question the decision to run a screen with Jim Dray. I know we gained positive yardage but why not try that with one of our backs or Andrew Hawkins?

I miss you, Jordan.

PS- if you needed to feel worse about the loss, this is the quarterback that beat us.

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