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Browns v Bengals Friday Game Tape

When no one in the entire country believed in them, the Browns proved once and for all that they’re for real this year. ESPN, NFL Network…. everyone picked Cincy to win. No respect for Cleveland. But that’s nothing new…

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So what did the Browns do? Nothing really… just went into a hostile environment where the home team hasn’t lost in forever.. on a Thursday night primetime game… and castrated the entire city of Cincinnati by winning 24-3. And to be honest, that score doesn’t tell the full story. That was a drubbing. A statement game. We’re no longer the “little brother” in Ohio. The AFC North runs through Cuyahoga County this year.

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If you played our Browns Bingo last night, you would have gotten Bingo in the mid 2nd quarter

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One more game, Josh. One more game.

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Craig Robertson set the tone early. Play of the game right here.

Ben Tate got the scoring started

This picture made me laugh. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old. Whatever.

Every week is an adventure on the punt return team. Every week I grow fonder and fonder of the idea of having Josh Cribbs back…

Leah Still showed us that a little 4 year old girl can be tougher than two 53 man rosters combined

Good shit from Brian Hoyer right here

Greg Little was HILARIOUS

Even the cops in Cincy don’t like their own team

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Feed Tha Crow! Feed him!

T. West went up and over for 6

This basically summed up the Bengals night

Desmond Bryant decided he’d be the reincarnation of Reggie White

Jeremy Hill had the game of his life (JK he sucked lolz) and decided to say the Browns were worse than he thought they’d be. Even though he fumbled and his team lost by 21 points.

Dalton pooped his pants3 times last night which resulted in 3 interceptions

Devon Still jacked up Terrance West

The Dawg Pound travels well

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And in the end we improved to 6-3 and first place in the division. Somebody pinch me. If you would have told me earlier in the year we’d be 6-3 and coming off a 24-3 beatdown of the Bengals I would’ve slapped the shit out of you. This feels good. You have a GOOD football team this year, people. Enjoy it.

Player reactions:

https://twitter.com/Billy_Boi_90/status/530598114068291584

https://twitter.com/Gipson_duos24/status/530588707985039360

https://twitter.com/BusterSkrine/status/530596838731419648

Game balls: Craig Robertson, Buster Skrine, Desmond Bryant, Jabaal Sheard, Brian Hoyer, the whole O-Line, Terrance West, Mike Pettine, Kyle Shanahan

(Most pics courtesy of Cleveland.com)

Browns v Buccaneers Monday Game Tape

A win is a win is a win. In the NFL it doesn’t matter how you get there, who you play, what the score is, the only thing that matters is that number in the left hand column. Don’t look now but that Browns have five wins and are over .500 this late in the season for the first time since 2007. That’s 7 years of shit football. I don’t want to hear the bitching. People, the NFL isn’t the BCS. There are no style points. There’s no strength of schedule. You play the teams on your schedule and you try and win each week.  It’s hard to win in this league and the Browns are doing it. Please spare me the bullshit “yeah but look at who their wins are against.” It doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is the win-loss record at the end of the season. 5-3. On to Cincinnati. Let’s look at the game tape.

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Swagger got the team fired up running out of the tunnel

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Nailed it.

We had shirtless bros on top of RVs in the Muni before the game

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Billy Winn decided he would be the most athletic guy in the world and jump over people

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I need a tipdrill, I need a tipdrill

This is on Tate, gotta stay in bounds. Should have been 6

Mike Evans= Man. Also he flashed the money sign in honor of his former college teammate.

And the offense responded to Evans TD with this

Bademosi got F’ed up. I know how this feels and it’s not fun.

But then Tashaun Gipson decided to be Ed Reed this year & got his league leading 6th interception.

And we went into the half down 9-10. If you want me to try and explain what was going on at the end of the first half, I have no idea. The Bottlegate Twitter was a little harsh too.

The Browns came out strong in the second half and put together a 6 minute touchdown drive and Terrance hit the Shmoney

Regular Season Game 8: Buccaneers vs. Browns

And this set up the most anticipated Thursday night football game of the season

Johnny maybe doin little Shmoney Dance of his own on the sidelines to keep warm.

There was a fat guy interception

 If he ever gets a quarterback, Mike Evans is gonna be a good one

Quick! Someone put DiFranco on Evans

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Kruger got like his 50th sack of the year

And the next play Craig Robertson blocked a punt

We started having SO MUCH FUN in the second half

Taylor Gabriel hauled in the first TD of his career. I’m starting to really like this guy.

But the real hero of this play was Terrance West and his blocking

After a couple of defensive stops the Browns got the ball back, ran out the clock, and ran the most beautiful play I’ve ever seen

Ballgame.

Player reactions:

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/529017163936710657

https://twitter.com/Gipson_duos24/status/529035672766906369

Quick thoughts:

  • As I said last week, I’d really like any sort of  a run game to show up
  • Don’t look now but Mingo has made some big time plays in the past 2 games
  • That helmet to helmet play in the 2nd quarter that wasn’t called was complete bullshit
  • Joe Haden v AJ Green on Thursday should be fun. Joe’s starting to play like his Pro Bowl self and Green is still a little knicked up
  • The bend-but-don’t-break defense won’t work against the Bengals
  • Mike Evans is gonna have a nice pro career
  • Taylor Gabriel continues to impress
  • Hopefully Andrew Hawkins is healthy enough to play against his former team Thursday
  • 5-3 this year, 300 yards and 2 touchdowns in this game and yet people still want Johnny. Sigh.
  • The other teams in the AFC North can start losing whenever they want K thanks
  • Where’s Crowell? Doesn’t the running game need a spark? Feed Tha Crow.
  • I still don’t understand how Bucs QB Mike Glennon is engaged to this
  • 2 more games till #JG12 is back. Can’t wait.

Game Balls: Taylor Gabriel, Donte Whitner, Joe Haden, Billy Cundiff, Brian Hoyer, Craig Robertson, Paul Kruger

#OnToCincinnati

(Most pics courtesy of Cleveland.com)

Browns v Raiders Monday Game Tape

4-3. I don’t care how you get there. I don’t care who you beat. I don’t care what the score was, you’re 4-3 and right in the thick of things in a very competitive AFC North. If you would have asked me back in August if I would be happy with a 4-3 record after 7 games, I would have said “Yes” so fast it would have made your freaking head spin. When was the last time the Browns were over .500 this far into the season? 2007? (That’s just a guess. I’m not looking it up. If someone wants to, be my guest). After 15 years of shitty football, it’s nice to have an actual, competent football team to cheer for. Can you imagine if the Browns would have blown this? With the most anticipated sporting season in Cleveland history starting Thursday, the Browns would have been an afterthought. Losing 2 games in a row to 2 winless opponents is no way to keep a fanbase satisfied. Am I happy with how the offense looked? No. Am I happy with how Brian Hoyer looked? Not happy but content. Do we need to be better on third down? Oh yes. Has the defense strung together three straight games where they’ve looked good as fuck? Absolutely. Now enough of me answering my own questions. Let’s look at the damn game tape.

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The day started with the sexiest t-shirt known to man being released upon the helpless victims of the Muni Lot

TBDBITL kicked things off pregame

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God damn he looks majestic

The first half was gross. Here it is summed up in six seconds

This guy liked it though

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Jordan Cameron got concussed. How dare they hurt a man so good looking

And The King showed up (In Browns gear!)

The second half was much better. Paul Kruger had a MAN’S GAME and finished with 3 sacks.

Regular Season Game 7: Browns vs. Raiders

I’m fine with ending the Travis Benjamin experiment. Put him at receiver full time… Dare I say bring back Josh Cribbs? He couldn’t do a worse job.

Whitner and Dansby forced a fumble, Haden returned it 40 yards. Hello turning point

Which set up Hoyer + Hawkins = 6

The rookies played well on defense. Gilbert made a couple of nice plays and Kirksey was all over the place knocking dudes around like this

Kinda don’t understand why we’re not seeing more of this fella

Regular Season Game 7: Browns vs. Raiders

Mingo sighting! Mingo sighting!

And that led to Ben Tate putting the game away

A couple quick thoughts:

  • Any time the running game would like to come back, that’d be great.
  • Hopefully Billy Winn is back next week to combat the John Hughes injury (if his injury is bad)
  • Why are people bitching about the quarterback? 19-28 275 yards and a TD. Shut up. He played well.
  • Need to be better on third down if we want to beat the Buccaneers.
  • Mack, Cameron, Gordon. All Pro Bowlers, all didn’t contribute yesterday.
  • Like I said before, “Memo to the AFC, do NOT let this team be 6-4 of 7-3 by the time #12 comes back.”
  • Don’t look now but that’s three straight superb performances by the defense. Looks like Happy learned to putt.

#OnToTampaBay

PS- Hey guys…. 4 days.

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