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Tackling Fuel; The OSU-Bama hype video is here. Get your tissues ready.

December 30, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Is it Thursday yet?!? Chills. There’s chills everywhere.

Love it. Let’s take a quick little ride down Memory Lane and look at the narratives of The Ohio State Football Team’s 2014 season

August: Heisman Trophy candidate Braxton Miller ruled out for the season. The Buckeyes will be LUCKY if they get 8 wins.

September: Ohio State loses to Virginia Tech in JT Barrett’s 2nd career start. Rebuilding year. Lost season. Urban can’t win primetime games. Defense is a mess.

October: Snore. These are games the Buckeyes should be winning. Still not impressed.

November: No way Ohio State rolls into Spartan Stadium and walks out with a W.

December: JT Barrett out for the Big 10 Championship game. Wisconsin is favored. Bet on the Badgers.

(See a trend?)

January: Ohio State has NO CHANCE vs Nick Saban and Alabama

All year it’s been the same story. Big Ten. Too slow. No Braxton. No defense. Too young. Not ready. And all year Ohio State has silenced its critics. Bring on Saban and the SEC. Bring on Alabama. Bring on Amari Cooper. Bring on Roll Tide. Bring on the doubters. Bring. It. The. Fuck. On.

See you in New Orleans.

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Even the Russian judge gives this OSU CFB Playoff Hype video a 10/10

December 12, 2014 Ai Leave a comment

Sugar honey iced tea, that’s good. Perfectly produced video. I actually started to feel physically ill right around the VA Tech pick six. Three eggs over easy just sitting there in my throat.

The video is pretty unbelievable in the way it makes you feel exactly how the Buckeyes season went this year. Salty after the loss to MSU, depressed after Braxton’s injury, borderline suicidal after the loss to VA Tech. Then the crescendo starts to build, the Buckeyes start to figure some things out and it’s a full blown goddamn orchestra when Michael Thomas takes it 79 yards to the house against the Green Goblins. Goose pimples, goose pimples everywhere. A little disappointed at the absence of the #BosaShrug but you can’t complain about perfection. And that’s exactly what this video is. O fucking H.

S/O to @kpdunphy who made the video

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I wasn’t that excited for OSU-Michigan. This trailer changed that.

November 25, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Oh boy. How do you get pumped up to beat your rival/joke of a program…that’s about to fire their head coach… who doesn’t have a current athletic director… and who is having one of their most pathetic seasons in recent memory?

You make videos like this.

Chills. Goosebumps.

Can’t wait till 12 pm on Saturday when I’m about 11 Bud Lights deep slur-singing “We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.” I hope Joey Bosa eats Devin Gardner on Saturday and his stupid #98 jersey. I say that literally, not figuratively. I physically want Bosa to eat him for lunch and for Urb and the boys to drop 60 on their asses.

4 days.

Cleveland