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This may or may not be Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon pouring beer off of a balcony

January 26, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Is it them? Could be. Or it could be just some random white guy and random black guy getting turnt at a party and giving some innocent bystanders a beer shower. I don’t know, man. I just don’t know. But since we don’t really abide by “journalistic standards” I figured I’d post it and see what the readers think.

This article was posted along with a 3 second video by @PFTCommenter (best follow on Twitter BTW) on SB Nation. It reads:

The source said they saw Josh Gordon and Johnny Manziel at a “rave” in Austin, TX on Friday night- Manziel was sticking it to Mack Brown by hanging out a window and proving that the words Manziel, Austin, and Safety dont belong anywhere near each other, and Gordon was spraying beer on people down below- spilling beer? Now thats what I call alcohol abuse folks!!! To be honest, the source was still pretty intoxicated on mostlikely several different types of substances when he was discussing the video but- no one can deny this- it obviously looks exactly a little bit like Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon leaning out of a window.

So take it for what it’s worth. PFTCommenter is a BRILLIANT (and elite) parody account and there’s about an 85% chance we’re getting trolled but whatever. I reached out to him and this was his reply:

Well, if PFTCommenter says something COULD BE real, there’s without a doubt a 100% chance that it could be real (unless those 2 guys aren’t Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon otherwise this isn’t real at all and sorry or something)

ElOsoBlanco knows what’s up

Hi haters, you definitely can’t prove that it’s NOT them!

It definitely wouldn’t surprise me. We all know Johnny loves spraying people with alcohol from time to time. It’s just nice to see him laying low this offseason and staying out of the public eye…

*pulls out gun. puts in mouth*

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Johnny Manziel threw a huge rager Friday night which led to Josh Gordon’s suspension

December 28, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

From Cleveland.com

BALTIMORE, Md. — Johnny Manziel threw a big party Friday night that resulted in his fine for being late for treatment Saturday morning andJosh Gordon suspended for missing the Saturday walk-through, several sources told cleveland.com.

The source told told cleveland.com that Josh Gordon, who’s suspended for today’s game against the Ravens, attended Manziel’s party along with other members of the team.

CBS Sports’ Jason LaCanfora first reported that Manziel threw the party.

By Saturday morning, team security was sent to Manziel’s apartment to try to find him, because he failed to show up for treatment on the hamstring, and he wasn’t answering his phone, a source told cleveland.com on Saturday. The source also said he was fined for being tardy.

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UPDATE: In speaking with the media Monday, Manziel said he did not throw a party, that it was a complete lie and that he didn’t even see Josh Gordon Friday night.

Guys, Johnny said he was going to take this seriously NEXT YEAR. Next year isn’t for a couple days so he’s still go some time. R-E-L-A-X.

And besides, has ANYONE even seen Varsity Blues? Jon Moxon takes Billy Bob, Tweeder, and the boys out to a strip club all night the night BEFORE the game. It’s called building team camaraderie and togetherness, duh. How are you supposed to develop that cohesion with your teammates? Practice? PSSHH. No. You get rip roaring drunk. Johnny is on IR so it didn’t matter, Moxon had to play the next day. I guess that’s just how they do it in Texas.

This is textbook #ChillMode. You don’t go to your treatment the next day, don’t answer your phone, and you make the Browns come and find you like Liam Neeson in Taken 2. Chill Mode to the max.

Confirmed Browns in attendance:

Johnny Manziel

Josh Gordon

Justin Gilbert

Travis Benjamin (but he wasn’t an idiot and got to practice on time)

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Guy from Comcast says Johnny Manziel will never be good because people call him “Johnny” and not “John”

December 18, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Whoa! Turn down the temperature, grab the fire extinguisher, and call the fire department, this take is smoking hot! Damn, and I thought all along that Manziel’s height and smaller stature could be a detriment to him in the NFL. Nope! Boy was I wrong, if he just drops the “Y” you’re looking at a Super Bowl caliber quarterback. Who cares about learning the intricacies of the game or getting live game reps, the real secret to being a successful QB in the NFL is how you spell your first name. Hey losers, he doesn’t go by “Andy Luck,” it’s “Andrew” thank you very much.

Welp. I guess Teddy Bridgewater is done for. Should have stuck with Theodore. Idiot! What about Tony Romo though? Should he go by Antonio? That’s a tricky one. I bet if he went by Antonio he wouldn’t have fumbled that snap in the playoffs at Seattle.

Hey Sean, if you make a dumb statement you’re going to get dumb responses (like this blog)

PS- Bernie Kosar, Johnny Unitas, Kenny Stabler, Vinny Testaverde, Archie Manning, Boomer Esiason, Andy Dalton (cant argue with a $115 million contract), Eli Manning (Elisha), Sonny Jurgensen (in HOF), Bobby Layne (in HOF), Sammy Baugh (in HOF)… Yeah I Googled “hall of fame quarterbacks.

Oh, and Johnny Utah. Maybe the greatest QB to ever wear the Scarlet and Grey at Ohio State.