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This dog taking a leak on a Michigan colored fire hydrant will warm your heart

Michigan Fire Hydrant

Absolute perfection. This is what God intended when he created fire hydrants. This fire hydrant is set up at the Ohio State Veterinary Medical Center in the dog walking area. If we’re being honest though, this should be a Wiconsin/Michigan State/Any other semi relevant school colored fire hydrant instead. Like, at what point does making fun of Michigan get old? Michigan doesn’t matter. They haven’t mattered in like ten years. Ohio State just won a national championship, should we really be getting that worked up about a dog taking a leak on a maize and blue fire hydrant?

Yes. Absolutely. Hope he shits on it next time.

The Ohio State Football team CRUSHED their halftime dance routine on Sunday

Killed it. That’s how you’d expect national champions  to dance. Sucks that the basketball team’s performance spoiled this halftime gem but let’s forget about that. The best damn team in the land; the best damn band in the land; and the best damn football players that can dance at halftime of basketball games vs. Wisconsin… in the land.

Love Zeke wearing a pink cast and his patented jersey crop top even though the NCAA just said next season a tucked in jersey like that will be a wardrobe violation.

If you’re white you have to sympathize with #91 on the left here. He’s fighting a losing battle. No matter what he does or how good of a dancer he may be, he’ll NEVER look as cool as anyone else out there #FactsOnly

Darron Lee though? He just may be as good of a dancer as he is a linebacker.

And quit talking about Zeke’s ass

Block out a half hour of your day and watch this video recapping Ohio State’s championship season

My suggestion is to go to a room in your house by yourself, turn off all the lights, put your phone on silent, pop some popcorn, maybe pour a little glass of wine or some whiskey, light a candle or two and fire up this 26 minute masterpiece. Forget that DVR’ed episode of How I Met Your Mother. Forget about all the work you’re putting off. Forget about going to the gym. WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

I think I could listen to the 2 biggest jackasses at ESPN (Colin Cowherd & Skip Bayless… obviosuly) on loop for the rest of my life.

We live in a time where people hate watching Youtube videos that are over 30 seconds long but I promise you’ll enjoy reliving the Bucks season. How many days till the Spring Game again?

PS- There’s still never a bad time to get yourself some Ohio State gear 

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h/t to 11W