Self… serving… beer… stands? Self serving beer stands? Self serving beer stands.

What’s the worst thing about getting a beer at a bar? The wait. Usually you’ll have to fight your way through a crowd of 21 year olds doing Kamikazee shots or sometime the bartender is blatantly ignoring you even though you’ve made eye contact with her 8 times and have your wallet and credit card in plain sight and no one else is even at the bar… but I digress. This eliminates all that. No having to wait for a bartender. No having to feel like an asshole if you don’t tip when you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. Just cutting out the middle man and having you pour your own delicious cold beer. The Indians are playing chess while all other Cleveland teams play checkers (or is it the other way around?)

With these new self serving beer stands and the Ohio open container law that’ll pass soon, the Gateway area is going to become an alcoholic’s Shangri La and I for one couldn’t be happier.

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Friday can’t get here soon enough