https://twitter.com/spinnershells/status/543228713626660864

SHELLY!!! Come on! You know Urban has a lot on his mind having to prepare for Nick Saban’s ugly mug for their January 1st playoff game. You can’t go pulling a Michael Jackson and setting your head ablaze three weeks before the big game. It’s been well documented that Urban and stress don’t mix. The last thing he needs is getting that phone call saying his wife’s hair looks like Chicago in October of 1871.

Hot take (literally hot) time:

– The only thing more on fire than Shelley’s hair is Ohio State’s offense

– It’s no coincidence that her hair caught on fire while Ohio State is gearing up to play Nick Saban; the Lord of the Underworld

– If Billy Cundiff was there he’d be able to put it out (because he blows so much, get it?)

– If Shelley is Katniss the “Girl on Fire,” does that make Urban Meyer Peeta or Gale?

– I’m sure if she would’ve gotten injured Urban would have been just fine with his second and third string wives

Now excuse me while I go watch the Ohio State CFB Playoff hype video on repeat