Third String, First Place; Ohio State v Oregon Tuesday Game Tape (1st Half)

This game wasn’t as close as the score advertised. A 22 point win with FOUR turnovers?! And oh yeah, playing your 3rd string quarterback in his 3rd career start. The term “Team of destiny” gets thrown around a little too loosely nowadays but if you look it up in the dictionary you’ll see a picture of the 2014 Ohio State Buckeyes. Un-fucking-real. I’ve never experienced a season like this in any sport and I’m sure most of you haven’t either. Let’s look at the game tape.

Corso knows

I’ve never seen something so intimidating running out of the pregame tunnel

Nevermind, this is more intimidating. Poor girl.

boom

The way Oregon drove down the field in the first half had me TOO nervous. Defensive adjustments and dropped passes are a beautiful thing

Even though Oregon would end up losing, this ball boy’s hair wins everything ever

I believe the correct term the kids use these days is “swag”

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On the run and throws a DART. People’s arms shouldn’t be this strong. Pretty sexy catch too

Zeke. Zeke. Zeke. Feed Zeke more.

Whoops.

Our superfan is better than your superfan

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12 Gauge. Cocked.

NO CHANCE there was anything coming out of those headphones, JT just didn’t want to hear Tebow talk about his glory days at Florida

Silver Bullets.

Even though it’s not recent, this pic was everywhere on Twitter last night and we still don’t have a name. C’mon Internet, do better

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Take away the four turnovers and Ohio State might have hung 60

Darron Lee got excited and almost punched a ref

The #DaleDozer

Marcus Mariota; Heisman Trophy winner and Booger Wiper

View the second half here

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