Bottlegate’s Cavaliers Drinking Game; Eastern Conference Finals Edition

We’re back. As big a hit as our 2015 regular season drinking game was (it wasn’t really a hit, people probably died. Read my experience here) we thought what better way to watch these Eastern Conference Finals games than following along with a set of rules designed to get you blackout drunk.

You’ll find that a lot of the guidelines are similar with some changes here and there

THE RULES

1 Healthy Gulp

Kyrie Irving assist
Kyle Korver misses a 3
Any dunk by anyone not named LeBron (both teams)
For each Cavs player handshake you see. This includes pregame intros.
When you think to yourself how bad Al Horford’s shirt under his jersey looks
A telecast mentions Delly’s toughness or grit
A JR Smith stepback 3 pointer (make or miss)
Iman Shumpert gets a steal or rebound

2 Gulps

LeBron James dunk
Every time you see someone on Twitter mention how dumb Dennis Schroder’s hair looks
JR Smith 3 pointer
Buzzer beater end of 1st or 3rd quarter
When Tristan Thompson grabs an offensive rebound and then throws down a dunk right after
The telecast shows a shot outside of the Q or anywhere in Cleveland
Cavs or Hawks build a 15 point lead
Reggie Miller or Chris Webber reference their playing days
Someone mentions JR Smith and Iman Shumpert’s time on the Knicks
TNT shows a graphic with all of the Cavaliers injuries throughout the playoffs
When Delly throws a “Delly-Oop”

5 Gulps

Each time you want to blow your brains out hearing Chris Webber and Reggie Miller talk (JK you’ll be dead by the end of the 1st quarter)
After James Jones nails a 3
Kendrick Perkins commits a foul
Buzzer beater before halftime/end of game (each team)
Anytime someone on the Cavs gets an “And 1″
Mike Miller is the first one off the bench to high five the players in the game when a timeout is taken
Cavs or Hawks build a 20 point lead
Mozgov drops a pass that hits him directly in the hands
The TNT telecast reference how the Hawks and Spurs are similar

Finish your drink

Coach Blatt gets a technical called on him
When LeBron does his whole thing where you think he’s dead and will never walk again then is fine 2 minutes later (O hi there Demarre Carroll)
Brendan Haywood & Kendrick Perkins are on the court at the same time
The game goes to overtime

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full beer chug