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Bottlegate’s Browns-Jets Drinking Game #DrinkLikeABrown

Time for the first edition of our 2015 Cleveland Browns Drinking Game. You know what they say “If the team on your TV isn’t very good, it’s time to get wasted.” If you don’t look like this after this Browns game, then you’re doing it wrong:

We’ll try and post a new drinking game every week with rules specific to each Browns opponent. Bring on the god damn Jets.



1 healthy gulp

  • Camera shows Johnny Manziel on the sidelines
  • Karlos Dansby solo tackle
  • Camera shows Mike Pettine on the sidelines and he has zero expression on his face
  • Either team kicks a field goal
  • Any turnover
  • View of the NYC skyline
  • Any penalty
  • A Browns player gets a sack
  • A Browns player (besides Joe Haden) breaks up a pass

2 gulps

  • Every time an analyst says the word “Harvard”
  • Every time an analyst says “Revis Island”
  • Mention of Terrelle Pryor getting cut
  • Joe Haden pass breakup
  • The words “elbow” and “Johnny Manziel” are mentioned in the same sentence
  • “Buster Skrine used to play for the Browns”
  • Either team scores a touchdown

5 gulps

  • A mention of the Browns lacking playmakers on offense
  • Mention of Geno Smith getting punched
  • Mention of Ray Farmer texting
  • Paul Kruger sack
  • Mention of the Browns new uniforms
  • Mention that Pettine used to coach for the Jets
  • Either team goes 3 and out
  • Brian Hoyer is mentioned

Finish your beer

  • The telecast brings up the Browns record in season openers
  • Josh McCown throws a pick six
  • Either team scores on a safety
  • Joe Haden or Darrelle Revis interception
  • A quarterback is knocked out of the game
  • Johnny Manziel passing or rushing touchdown

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full chug

  • A defensive player scores a TD (either team)
  • A game winning or tying field goal
  • A touchdown as time runs out at the end of the game
  • Browns win


Bottlegate’s Cavaliers Drinking Game; Eastern Conference Finals Edition

We’re back. As big a hit as our 2015 regular season drinking game was (it wasn’t really a hit, people probably died. Read my experience here) we thought what better way to watch these Eastern Conference Finals games than following along with a set of rules designed to get you blackout drunk.

You’ll find that a lot of the guidelines are similar with some changes here and there


1 Healthy Gulp

  • Kyrie Irving assist
  • Kyle Korver misses a 3
  • Any dunk by anyone not named LeBron (both teams)
  • For each Cavs player handshake you see. This includes pregame intros.
  • When you think to yourself how bad Al Horford’s shirt under his jersey looks
  • A telecast mentions Delly’s toughness or grit
  • A JR Smith stepback 3 pointer (make or miss)
  • Iman Shumpert gets a steal or rebound

 2 Gulps

  • LeBron James dunk
  • Every time you see someone on Twitter mention how dumb Dennis Schroder’s hair looks
  • JR Smith 3 pointer
  • Buzzer beater end of 1st or 3rd quarter
  • When Tristan Thompson grabs an offensive rebound and then throws down a dunk right after
  • The telecast shows a shot outside of the Q or anywhere in Cleveland
  • Cavs or Hawks build a 15 point lead
  • Reggie Miller or Chris Webber reference their playing days
  • Someone mentions JR Smith and Iman Shumpert’s time on the Knicks
  • TNT shows a graphic with all of the Cavaliers injuries throughout the playoffs
  • When Delly throws a “Delly-Oop”

5 Gulps

  • Each time you want to blow your brains out hearing Chris Webber and Reggie Miller talk (JK you’ll be dead by the end of the 1st quarter)
  • After James Jones nails a 3
  • Kendrick Perkins commits a foul
  • Buzzer beater before halftime/end of game (each team)
  • Anytime someone on the Cavs gets an “And 1″
  • Mike Miller is the first one off the bench to high five the players in the game when a timeout is taken
  • Cavs or Hawks build a 20 point lead
  • Mozgov drops a pass that hits him directly in the hands
  • The TNT telecast reference how the Hawks and Spurs are similar

Finish your drink

  • Coach Blatt gets a technical called on him
  • When LeBron does his whole thing where you think he’s dead and will never walk again then is fine 2 minutes later (O hi there Demarre Carroll)
  • Brendan Haywood & Kendrick Perkins are on the court at the same time
  • The game goes to overtime

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full beer chug

  • JR Smith crotch grab
  • Game winning shot (either team)
  • A Cavs player records a triple double
  • A Cavs players scores 50+ points

Finish a whole six pack and meet me at the I480 Bridge to jump 

  • David Blatt calls a timeout that he doesn’t have

Merry drinking, everybody