Bottlegate’s Browns-Jets Drinking Game #DrinkLikeABrown

Time for the first edition of our 2015 Cleveland Browns Drinking Game. You know what they say “If the team on your TV isn’t very good, it’s time to get wasted.” If you don’t look like this after this Browns game, then you’re doing it wrong:

We’ll try and post a new drinking game every week with rules specific to each Browns opponent. Bring on the god damn Jets.

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THE RULES

1 healthy gulp

  • Camera shows Johnny Manziel on the sidelines
  • Karlos Dansby solo tackle
  • Camera shows Mike Pettine on the sidelines and he has zero expression on his face
  • Either team kicks a field goal
  • Any turnover
  • View of the NYC skyline
  • Any penalty
  • A Browns player gets a sack
  • A Browns player (besides Joe Haden) breaks up a pass

2 gulps

  • Every time an analyst says the word “Harvard”
  • Every time an analyst says “Revis Island”
  • Mention of Terrelle Pryor getting cut
  • Joe Haden pass breakup
  • The words “elbow” and “Johnny Manziel” are mentioned in the same sentence
  • “Buster Skrine used to play for the Browns”
  • Either team scores a touchdown

5 gulps

  • A mention of the Browns lacking playmakers on offense
  • Mention of Geno Smith getting punched
  • Mention of Ray Farmer texting
  • Paul Kruger sack
  • Mention of the Browns new uniforms
  • Mention that Pettine used to coach for the Jets
  • Either team goes 3 and out
  • Brian Hoyer is mentioned

Finish your beer

  • The telecast brings up the Browns record in season openers
  • Josh McCown throws a pick six
  • Either team scores on a safety
  • Joe Haden or Darrelle Revis interception
  • A quarterback is knocked out of the game
  • Johnny Manziel passing or rushing touchdown

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full chug

  • A defensive player scores a TD (either team)
  • A game winning or tying field goal
  • A touchdown as time runs out at the end of the game
  • Browns win

 

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