If ever there was a football game that was over before it even started, it’s the Browns and Titans on Sunday. Holy shit. Don’t even bother showing up you Music City manginas . Paul Kruger jumped in a pond to save his puppy from drowning and you think you’re gonna come into the DAWG POUND and win a football game? No shot. It’s very basic science, really. Our mascot is a dog. Kruger saved a dog’s life. Thus, Kruger is going to save our season on Sunday. KRUGER JUMPED INTO A POND TO SAVE THE BROWNS.

See you dawgs in the Muni. Find us, maybe get one of these puppies. I am on FIRE.