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Mishmash- Man punches cougar to save his dog; Dan Bilzerian’s Presidential campaign video; Ariana Grande licks donuts and says she hates America

Cleveland pic of the day

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 ESPN’s Bomani Jones and Chris Broussard had a very nice argument on Twitter about sexual abstinence.

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Dan Bilzerian is running for president and he just released his first presidential campaign video. It’s exactly what you’d expect.

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A bear at a Minnesota zoo threw a 50 lb. rock at the exhibit glass and basically shattered it

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Narc dog tattles on his doggy buddy for playing with toilet paper

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Kanye’s new album list may have been leaked

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Ariana Grande was videotaped licking donuts, kissing her boyfriend, and saying “I hate America.” Huh?

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Man gets his dog snatched up by a cougar, man hunts cougar down, punches cougar, saves his dog. God damn hero.

Smokeshow attacks her boyfriend after he refuses to sex her

From 19 Action News– An Augusta woman was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend for refusing to have sex with her. 

Tabathia Lee Grooms, 35, came home around 11:30 p.m. on June 24 and attacked her boyfriend while he was sitting on the couch, according to a Richmond County Sheriff’s Office incident report. She said she was angry that he refused her advances earlier that day, so she scratched him on the face, head and neck, then bit him on the arm. He ran into a bathroom and called 911. 

When deputies responded to the house on Haynie Drive, Grooms would not give her name at first and threatened to run over a deputy with a baby stroller, according to the incident report. She admitted she had been drinking. 

Grooms also punched her 66-year-old mother in the eye during the ordeal, according to the incident report. 

Grooms was arrested and charged with simple battery family violence. She was booked at the Richmond County jail. 


SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

Have a day, Tabby! 35 years old and doesn’t look a day over 74. What this Sweet Georgia Peach wants, this Sweet Georgia Peach gets. I mean, honestly… Who in their right mind would refuse a quick roll in the sack with that? I’m totally on Tabby’s side here too. Sounds like her boyfriend is a total prude. She’s a ride or die chick, willing to chuck a stroller at a cop or sock her senior citizen mom right in the eyeball… all in the name of sex. I see you, Tabathia, I see you.

#TeamTabby

Now I’m going to be totally honest here. I saw this tweet pop up from 19 Action News so I thought for sure it happened in the Cleveland area/somewhere in Ohio. Starting typing this and NOPE. Augusta, Georgia… WTF, 19 Action News? Cover the local stuff like you’re supposed to. Whatever, this story was just too good not to comment on.

Also. Her first name sounds like CC’s last name with a speech impediment.

 

And Terry, do less, dude. Do less.

terryatkins

Mo Williams signing with the Cavs prompted Twitter to explode with old Cavs players jokes

So after the news dropped that Mo Williams signed with the Cavs last night, the fine users of Twitter.com did what they do best. They went IN and started rattling off one-liners mentioning the names of former Cavs players who could join the squad next season.

Here are a few from @netw3rk‘s account-

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618233842781061124

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618232838836592640

https://twitter.com/garrt/status/618233528568819712

https://twitter.com/Oh_My_Gos/status/618233470398107648

https://twitter.com/KevMySurgeon/status/618234348244877312

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/618236239829946370

From @WRXchad

We had to chime in with a few decent ones from the @Bottlegate Twitter

 And then the Bottlegate Twitter followers decided to join in the fun

(forgot Tony Battie even played for the Cavs)

https://twitter.com/WallyChuck_/status/618250884846362626

And my personal favorite

Good job, guys