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Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Jaden Smith is still a colossal douche; Alligator pees on live TV; Scott Hall hammered at wrestling event

May 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Cleveland pic of the day

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Jaden Smith continues to be an asshole, wears a white Batman suit to a high school prom

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Nothing to see here just some tortoises eating pancakes

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Guy blows up his grandma’s car in a prank

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Ronda Rousey says the only way she’d ever fight Floyd Mayweather was if they were dating. Zing.

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Alligator pees on live TV. That “Gatorade” joke was the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life

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Scott Hall was escorted out a wrestling event over the weekend because he was hammered. Sigh.

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Eddie Vedder performed “Better Man” on Letterman last night

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Cavs, Music, Viral

Don’t worry Cleveland. There’s a response to Froggy Fresh’s LeBron rap and it’s phenomenal

May 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

FATALITY! HEY FROGGY FRESH TELL SHUE HOW HIS ASS TASTE.

Sound the alarm! Warn the women and children! We’ve got a good old fashioned NBA whiteboy rap-off and I couldn’t be more excited. It’s like Pac & Biggie, Jay Z & Naz, Common & Drake (lol), or Nicki Minaj vs. Lil Kim. It’s Yankees-Red Sox, Montagues-Capulets, Ohio State-Michigan, Edward v Jacob…. Shue versus Froggy Fresh.

We get sent A LOT of YouTube videos of people’s songs, team anthems etc. and frankly most of them are pretty bad… but I’m legitimately impressed with this one and I’ll probably have that “Buh Bye Bulls” line stuck in my head for at least a couple days.

From 1:43-1:58 it almost sounds like the end of Eminem’s third verse on Rap God (not really but kind of but not really.. you get my point)

Here’s the original Froggy Fresh song that inspired this rebuttal

On another note, Froggy is like 4’7, right?

SHUE >>>>> froggy and it’s not close.

PS- Rule #1 of writing a diss track: Always have some muscle in your crew ready to throw down if things get muddy

Alright dude, we get it, you lift.

Cavs

Reporter asks Kyrie Irving a weird question about LeBron’s “parental role” on the Cavs

May 18, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

In the words of the eloquent Bryce Harper “That’s a clown question, bro.”

Hilarious. This video was great for two reasons:

1. It gave you a quick 45 second view of a person completetly taken aback by a question; then watching the person scramble to make sense of what’s going on; the person thinks they have an understanding of the question buttttt NOPE!!

And then this video gives us one of the best WTF faces I’ve seen in some time. (that slight furrowed brow at :19 made me howl with laughter)