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Swole Patrol: Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov work out together (w/music)

Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov got together for a little swole sesh earlier today and decided to make a feature film of themselves clangin and bangin. Basically this generation’s version of Arnold’s Pumping Iron. Andy crushing the 7 1/2 dumbbells and Timo beasting the 12 1/2 for some standing dumbbell bicep curls. Just two bros getting swole, talking about chicks, and trying to get their bods in check for beach season. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Here’s the remixed version to the tune of everyone’s favorite 90’s pop song

The Indians will have SELF SERVING BEER STANDS at their new bar in right field

 

Self… serving… beer… stands? Self serving beer stands? Self serving beer stands.

What’s the worst thing about getting a beer at a bar? The wait. Usually you’ll have to fight your way through a crowd of 21 year olds doing Kamikazee shots or sometime the bartender is blatantly ignoring you even though you’ve made eye contact with her 8 times and have your wallet and credit card in plain sight and no one else is even at the bar… but I digress. This eliminates all that. No having to wait for a bartender. No having to feel like an asshole if you don’t tip when you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. Just cutting out the middle man and having you pour your own delicious cold beer. The Indians are playing chess while all other Cleveland teams play checkers (or is it the other way around?)

With these new self serving beer stands and the Ohio open container law that’ll pass soon, the Gateway area is going to become an alcoholic’s Shangri La and I for one couldn’t be happier.

More pics of “The Corner”

 

Friday can’t get here soon enough

Here are some Cleveland Indians 2015 hype videos to get you ready for tonight

Cavs shot selection yesterday wasn’t up to LeBron’s standards. Blah. Johnny Manziel went golfing with his dad. Don’t care.

Tonight, at 7:10 on national televison, none of that matters. Who the Browns are going to draft. The Cavs impending playoff run. Contract extensions, injuries, magazine covers. None of it. Because in six short hours, we get to sit down and watch the most anticipated Cleveland Indians season in recent memory begin.

But these should hold you over until then.

FWIW this is my favorite