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First up is Kyrie Irving and his new German Shepard (I think) puppy named Drew. After Uncle Drew, duh. O my God I can’t even deal with this right now. Too fucking cute. After Kyrie bought Boobie Gibson’s old house, he needed someone to take Keyshia Cole’s place and lil Drew is more than willing to fill that void. He’ll probably even be cleaner that Keyshia was too. (was that a cheap Keyshia Cole joke? Yes. Yes it was)

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And this is Josh Gordon’s new pup. Look at this little devil. Who cares about being a Pro Bowl wide receiver and leading the NFL in receiving yards, Josh Gordon is gonna pull all the ladies with his sidekick Bonnie right here. I mean, look at this face:

I have a feeling him and Swagger are gonna grow up to be best buds. Bonnie is gonna fit in quite nicely with the Dawg Pound.

Which leads me to my next question- can me, Kyrie, and Josh PLEASE have a puppy play date? I’ll bring Bodhi… Drew, Bonnie, and Bodhi. The Three Musketeers.

PS: This is what makes us different. Other sports blogs will dissect every one of Brian Hoyer’s passes till they’re blue in the face. We’ll swoon over Cleveland athlete’s dogs. Dogs > Stats. End of discussion.