Needed more from that. Where’s the pizzazz? Where’s the pomp? C’mon Sprite, you’re better than that. The whole time I was watching I was waiting to get chills. The chills never came. His Beats By Dre commercial was about a bajillion times better. Whatever. Can’t wait to see what other commercials and videos are released this week.
This is the good stuff
Just bought tickets to the opener on Thursday so I’ll see you lunatics at the Q. I don’t even know what to expect. Aside from a Super Bowl (if it were to ever happen), I don’t think any singular game in Cleveland history has ever been as anticipated as the opener vs. the Knicks. Can’t wait. (Bart Scott)
PS- LeBrons hair might as well be the 8th wonder of the world. Here it is looking luscious and full again. Bron Bron what’s your secret?
4-3. I don’t care how you get there. I don’t care who you beat. I don’t care what the score was, you’re 4-3 and right in the thick of things in a very competitive AFC North. If you would have asked me back in August if I would be happy with a 4-3 record after 7 games, I would have said “Yes” so fast it would have made your freaking head spin. When was the last time the Browns were over .500 this far into the season? 2007? (That’s just a guess. I’m not looking it up. If someone wants to, be my guest). After 15 years of shitty football, it’s nice to have an actual, competent football team to cheer for. Can you imagine if the Browns would have blown this? With the most anticipated sporting season in Cleveland history starting Thursday, the Browns would have been an afterthought. Losing 2 games in a row to 2 winless opponents is no way to keep a fanbase satisfied. Am I happy with how the offense looked? No. Am I happy with how Brian Hoyer looked? Not happy but content. Do we need to be better on third down? Oh yes. Has the defense strung together three straight games where they’ve looked good as fuck? Absolutely. Now enough of me answering my own questions. Let’s look at the damn game tape.
The day started with the sexiest t-shirt known to man being released upon the helpless victims of the Muni Lot