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Report: Browns are frontrunners to be on HBO’s Hard Knocks this summer

Look, HBO Films does such a good job with Hard Knocks they can follow around a high school JV team and make it compelling, must see TV. Not sure how to feel about this though. On one hand it’ll be awesome for the Browns to have a national TV audience every Tuesday night on HBO… but on the other hand when’s the last time a team on Hard Knocks had a successful season (aside from the 2013 Bengals)?

I’m probably one of the few people who LOVED that little series “Road Tested” a few years ago, and this is would be about 500x better. SO SO many storylines with this team:

  • What the hell is going to happen with Johnny Manziel?
  • Can Justin Gilbert have a bounceback year after he underachieved in his rookie season?
  • Will they mention Josh Gordon?
  • Textgate
  • NEW UNIFORMS AND LOGOS
  • Jimmy Haslam

And these are just a fraction. Wait till after the draft and the time in between training camp when the NFL hype train wheels really start turning.

Every season of Hard Knocks always has that one guy who is great on camera and steals the show. Last year it was the Falcons Defensive Line coach Bryan Cox. Who could you see being this season’s Bryan Cox on the Browns? My vote is for Billy Winn, just seems like the type to sneak up on a rookie during an on screen interview and fart in his face. GREAT TV.

On that note, I’m all in on this. Great for blog material and I NEED to see Billy Winn farting on somebody’s face on camera. BRING HARD KNOCKS TO BEREA.

Browns make another move in free agency and sign Dwayne Bowe, we’re back baby!

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Well there ya go, that’ll shut us up for a little while. Can’t be mad or bitch about this signing at all. Sure he’s probably not a 1,000 yard/10 touchdown receiver but Dwayne is still a productive player and still has a little something left in the tank. Just another weapon for Ol’ 12 Gauge McCown. Bowe, Hartline, Hawkins, Gabriel… then White/Parker/Cooper in the draft? It’s not that shitty of a receiving corps when you think about it.

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(Report) Johnny Manziel is out of rehab

Take that for what it’s worth because “sources” haven’t been so good to Cleveland in the past 24 hours. IF it’s true, then good for Johnny. He stayed in there about a BILLION times longer than anyone said he would. This was just step #1 and now he has to figure what he’s going to do from here. We’ve always been Pro-Johnny around here so I’m hoping like hell he figures this shit out. Nothing in the world would make me happier than seeing him succeed in playing quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.

I just want to feel this type of excitement again:

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(ps- that’s me standing on the chair)

His girlfriend tipped everyone off earlier this afternoon

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And it seems his sister just got some flowers from him today (maybe to celebrate his release?)

He’s home (maybe)

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UPDATE: THE PLOT THICKENS