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There’s A “Many Disguises Of Johnny Manziel” Sign In Cleveland… And He’s Drawn As A Penis.

January 27, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Johnny Manziel sign in Brooklyn on Pearl Road. Never change Clevelanders, never change. pic.twitter.com/TLztKwFYlK

— Cleveland SN (@SNCleveland) January 27, 2016

Welp. If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. Here’s a guy that was one of the most electrifying college football players who was drafted to turn around one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. Who made the Cleveland Browns the lead story on Sportscenter every night and had the highest selling jersey in the NFL.

The guy who almost brought grown ass men to tears the moment he was drafted:

Is now the butt of jokes and is being drawn as a werewolf and as a giant dickhead. Cold world. Quite the fall from grace I’d say.

If you don’t laugh at the thought of a person sitting at their kitchen table drawing a giant penis to resemble Johnny Manziel for a yard sign then I don’t want to know you as a person. That’s funny.

Browns

Browns make another move in free agency and sign Dwayne Bowe, we’re back baby!

March 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Well there ya go, that’ll shut us up for a little while. Can’t be mad or bitch about this signing at all. Sure he’s probably not a 1,000 yard/10 touchdown receiver but Dwayne is still a productive player and still has a little something left in the tank. Just another weapon for Ol’ 12 Gauge McCown. Bowe, Hartline, Hawkins, Gabriel… then White/Parker/Cooper in the draft? It’s not that shitty of a receiving corps when you think about it.

Browns

Browns get a nice addition at receiver; sign Brian Hartline for 2 yrs $6 million

March 9, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

https://twitter.com/DustinFox37/status/575078464757202944

According to Rosenhaus, it's a two-year, $6 million deal for Hartline with the Browns.

— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) March 10, 2015

Can’t hate this move at all if you’re a Browns fan. Get a nice solid piece (for pretty cheap) to provide depth to our receiving corps. Is he a #1? I don’t think so, still think the Browns need to address wide receiver in the draft but this is a nice start. Welcome home, Brian. Welcome home.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that the Browns beat out other “major markets” for Hartline.

Hey Boston, Houston, and Chicago, ya’ll can suck it.

#Browns Hartline confirmed that he had several good opportunities. The Bears, Patriots and Texans also wanted to sign him.

— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) March 10, 2015

PS- Would have had this post up wayyyyy sooner but believe it or not I was actually at the gym. Had to speed home just to put this up. But this is what we do. We post pictures of cheerleaders; write blogs about Cavs players’ dicks; address serial egg throwers; and LITERALLY forego our physical health to type something up about the Browns signing a receiver. This is why we’re gonna make it in the dog eat dog Cleveland blog world. This is why we’re gonna make it.