I can’t talk right now so I’ll just leave this here. THE Ohio State Buckeyes are your 2014 NCAA champions. Un-freaking-real. Since we had all the confidence the Buckeyes would win, these have been ready to go since Sunday. No doubt in our hearts the Buckeyes would come out victorious.
So here you go: 6 different shirts for you to get your hands on. Hoodies, t-shirts, women’s shirts…. all for our readers.
Go Bucks!
I want you to rewind to August. Think back to when Braxton Miller injured his shoulder. Think back to the Virginia Tech loss at home. Think back to when Ohio State dropped to #22 in the AP Poll. The amount of adversity Ohio State faced this season is incredible. Lose your Heisman Trophy candidate quarterback? Check. Lose to an unranked team at home and embarrass yourself on national TV? Check. Having a member of the team go missing a few days before you square off against your biggest rival who would later be found dead? Check. Losing your OTHER Heisman Trophy candidate before the conference championship? Check. Being the underdog in three straight games to round out the season? Check. Check. Check. Check. And check.
The amount of respect you should have for this group of athletes and this group of coaches should be second to none. I was at the Virginia Tech game and if you would have told me Ohio State would STILL win the championship I would have slapped the shit out of you right then and there.
I’m speechless right now. Hats off to Urban Meyer. Hats off to Ezekiel Elliott. Hats off to Luke Fickell. HATS FUCKING OFF to Cardale Jones. Unreal. The road to college football immortality runs through Columbus. It’s a party on High Street tonight, see you guys at the Varsity Club.
So Jimmy Fallon did this last week:
To save you 3 minutes I’ll sum it up for you: A bunch of cute, slobbering, naive, dumb, young puppies incorrectly picked a food dish to eat their dinner out of. Ho hum how cute blah blah blah. How Jimmy can even leave such a monumental decision in the paws of some dumb young pups is beyond me. That’s like having a bunch of Kindergartners decide Roe V. Wade. They’re just not mentally and emotionally cut out to make that kind of decision.
What you need is a regal, sophisticated, classy, intelligent animal to make these kinds of decisions. Someone who is colorblind (literally) to school colors and preconceived notions. And that someone is this:
Without further ado, the OFFICIAL Bottlegate National Championship prediction:
— This took around 13 takes.
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