Category Archives: Cavs

Shump is taking no prisoners this year

https://instagram.com/p/66FQDHCnf0/

Nothing really earth shattering about these videos but it’s nice to see Shump working hard at his old stomping grounds of Georgia Tech. It’s just nuts to me how good a pro athlete is at doing a normal thing like a dribbling drill. If you or I tried to do that we’d trip and fall and probably break our jaw. Shump isn’t even really known for his ballhandling in the NBA but you can see just how good he really is compared to the average Joe. I’d love to see Kyrie do one of these (not till January though)

Also:

Shump’s hair is back to normal for now

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For the small cost of $140,000, LeBron James will send a sponsored tweet promoting your business

From ESPN

Want to pay LeBron James to tweet out your product?

Expect to pay at about $140,000 and even then, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward is not likely to say yes.

Opendorse, a company that specializes in executing and monetizing digital and social media campaigns for athletes, says a tweet from James, who has 23.2 million followers, has the highest value of any U.S. athlete. Each tweet from James has a media value of $139,474, the company said.


 

$140,00? That it? Seems like a STEAL!

According to Forbes, the median house price in Cleveland, OH is $131,600. So instead of getting that nice 3 bedroom 2 bath house on that quaint one acre lot, you’ll be paying for 140 characters instead. Basically a grand for each letter. Seems like a good investment.

That’s why they call him “The King” I suppose.

Here’s what else you can get with $140k:

$140,000 Hot Wheels Is Most Expensive Tiny Toy Car Ever

  • At $7k each, you could buy 20 Tibetan Mastiffs and have the most badass pack of dogs on the planet

  • This 2016 Winnebago that I’m sure would look great parked in the Muni Lot on Sundays in the fall

  • Buy 3 pairs of these Nike Air Mags for $37,500 each. Perfect for every outfit I suppose.

NIKE AIR MAG: $37,500

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The new limited-edition contact lenses by Shekhar Eye Research feature 18 diamonds.

Gold and Diamond Gameboy

Budweiser Beer, 12 fl oz, 24 pack

Personally, I’d go with the Romanburgers.

PS- The Bottlegate Twitter account has almost 3,200 followers. I will start sending out your sponsored tweets for $5 a pop. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one.

PPS- Yes I realize $140k is the “worth” and not the “cost” of the tweet but that wouldn’t translate to this blog. Sorry.

 

(VIDEO) LeBron facing prosecution after these dunks in the Philippines probably

So Bron Bron is in the Philippines helping Nike promote some show that nobody cares about LOOK AT THESE DUNKS

Ho-hum alley-oop windmill oh hey kids here’s some high fives because you’re our future.

Does he have to do everything himself?

Respect the classics.

 

God damn it’s nice to have actual  success fuel our excitement for an upcoming season for once.