https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/615330787366297600
Well well well. So about all that “LeBron said he won’t recruit Kevin Love” noise from earlier this week, huh? Don’t know where this pic was taken but to me it looks like LeBron and K-Love are chillin, smokin stogies, and talking about how they’re going to win it all next season.
Eat shit, Los Angeles.
This is one of those blogs where you click “Add new post”, copy & paste the YouTube link, then spend a half hour self-rationalizing why you don’t suck as a blogger.
I’ve got nothing to go with this video. I don’t know what’s going on, I sure as shit don’t know what they’re saying and I know absolutely nothing about Cedi Osman. But between those handles, his ability to shoot a basketball into a corrugated pipe and that THUNDEROUS slamma jamma, I reckon he’s got a very bright future as a basketbol oyuncusu.
PS Rakeem Christmas = Al Jefferson lite. Take that to the bank.
…the really impressive climbs took place once the game ended. In both the winning Bay Area and the losing city of Cleveland, traffic shot way up. The State of Ohio was easing their pain with traffic rates at 25% above average in the hours following the game, while folks in the victorious metropolitan area were celebrating on Pornhub, as noted with the 20% increase in traffic observed a few hours after the game ended.
Silver linings, people. Sure the Cavs lost in the Finals and sure Cleveland hasn’t won a championship in 51 years… but for those 2 hours after the loss there were tons of Clevelanders feeling better about themselves and having sex (with themselves). That’s pretty cool. So after we saw our team get fucked on TV, we opened up our laptops to watch someone… get fucked. Common coping mechanism.
I always love when Pornhub puts these charts out after a big game a la the Super Bowl, or the most recent diagram detailing when Ohio State crushed the soul of every Alabaman with their Sugar Bowl victory. It shows that no matter where you are in the world, the most common way to ease your pain after a big loss isn’t with food, alcohol or drugs, it’s with porn.
I emailed the fine people at Pornhub (what a time to be alive) to see if they have any information like this for us to use. A kind gentleman by the name of Matt promptly responded and sent me this chart (as did a few of out esteemed Twitter followers). It’s not the same % change that Alabama had after the Sugar Bowl loss, but it’s still damn impressive.
Favorite part was at 11 pm Cleveland was around -25% below normal and at 1 am we were +15%. That’s a crazzzy 40% jump. We were definitely All In.
Bottlegate 
