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Cavs v Bulls Game 4 Monday Game Tape; We don’t need banks

We’ve officially reached the unhealthy point of this series. Up that Lipitor prescription and get that heart defibrillator ready because you’ll need it for these last 3 (hopefully 2) games. Man, that fourth quarter was fun.

Let’s look at the game tape

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Derrick Rose has really put those “he sucks on 1 day of rest” theories to bed… That or a 1 footed Kyrie Irving can’t guard him very well

Joakim Noah had maybe one of the ugliest shots ever seen on a basketball court but luckily Taj Gibson was there to clean it up

All of Cleveland collectively stopped breathing right at this very second

Ice it, wrap it up, and we’ll see you on Tuesday.

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The “Oh shit, I’ve gotta keep up my hard ass image. I can’t be seen on camera smiling.” He did have a cool “concert” though.

I’m starting to feel for Tristan Thompson. Perfect defense on Jimmy Butler here & also Derrick Rose on Friday… and they still make the shots. Tough, man.

Biggest flop I’ve ever seen. Guess that’s what they teach at Duke. (jk, Dunleavy might have a broken face)

Hey David, don’t call timeouts you don’t have. Oopsies.

Bang. Ballgame. 2-2. See you in Cleveland.

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Couple quick thoughts:

-Have you ever seen a bigger scapegoat than David Blatt? I mean, good lord people. The Cavs won. Did you see that the Cavs won? The Cavs won. Sure the whole “calling timeouts with none left” thing would have been catastrophic… but it wasn’t. And you mean to tell me the biggest Alpha dog in the NBA told his coach he was going to be the one to take the last shot?? What a shocking revelation!! I know we’re just looking for someone to blame when shit hits the fan but stop it. The Cavs won.

– I don’t ever remember a stretch where LeBron has shot the ball so poorly. 10 for 30 this game and 8 of 25 last game. 18 of 55 the past 2 games and shooting 2 of 19 from three point land. Hopefully being back at home on Tuesday will allow him to find his groove again because right now this is UGLY.

-Hey Cleveland Clinic, gonna need you to work overtime and heal Kyrie’s strained foot in a day.

– Even though he ended up with 3 blocks, it seemed like Timofey Mozgov altered just about every shot attempt in the lane

– I get so much joy every time Joakim Noah tries to dribble a basketball.

-I think it’s fair to start wondering if Kyrie is hurting or helping the Cavs by being on the court with his foot injury.

– I’ve never seen so many idiots on Twitter bitch about a buzzer beating shot that won a game. You’d have thought the Cavs lost by 10.

-Kevin Love’s shoulder, Kyrie’s foot, Shumpert’s groin, LeBron’s ankle. Good heavens.

– Also, every time Stephen A. Smith opens his mouth on ESPN I want to puke all over everything.

See you on Tuesday for game 5. Cavs in 6.

The video of LeBron’s game winner is the perfect way to get your week started

Awesome. Yep. That’ll do. That’s the good stuff right there. We’ll have more on this game later but for now you can start your day off on a high note.

The internet of course did it thing and added a little flair to the video.

psst- HEEEEEE’S BAAAACCCKKKK

Don’t forget to buy a shirt

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Say hello to the bad guys. Cleveland “nWo” shirts now available for purchase

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If we have to be the bad boys of the NBA then f*ck it, we will be. We’ll punch Jae Crowder in the face, dunk on Joakim Noah’s soul, hit game winners in your eye, and call timeouts when we don’t have any. Newsflash to Cavs fans- EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY hates us and wants us to lose. We’re the Villains. We’re the heels of the sporting world and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Embrace it and feed off of the hatred.

This dude is my favorite. Gotta respect the passion

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And this is just .0000001% of the hate you’ll see on Twitter. Funny how things work. The whole country is against us and I love it.

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As always, special S/O to Zack from CF Smoke who designed these gems

(also before anyone chirps me and says “It was Razor Ramon from WWF not Scott Hall from NWO that said ‘Say hello to the bad guy’ you idiot,” I know this)