Category Archives: Cleveland

Cleveland woman gets stabbed in the face for laughing at her drunk friend

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From Cleveland.com:

“A woman slashed her roommate’s face after the roommate laughed at the woman’s drunkenness, Cleveland police said.

The incident happened about 3 p.m. Monday at an apartment on the 7900 block of Korman Avenue on the city’s East Side.”

“Recha Spencer, 36, had been drinking since the night before when her roommate, another 36-year-old woman, began laughing at Spencer’s drunkenness.

Spencer became enraged, grabbed her roommate by the shirt and shoved her. Spencer then grabbed a knife and slashed a three-inch gash on her roommate’s forehead. 

Spencer fled the apartment, but officers called to the scene found her nearby. She was arrested and charged with felonious assault.”

Now THAT’S a girl I’d like to party with.

Couple things here though. First and foremost, 3 PM? Recha Spencer was drunk enough at 3 in the afternoon to slash her now ex friend in the goddamn forehead? I mean that’s just flat out fucking impressive. You can’t deny the stamina required to turn a girls night out into an assault charge the following day. Rech rode after hours right into mimosas. She was prob just popping home for a quick nap to recharge the batts before the Lorde concert and her trick ass roomie had to go and give her lip. What was she doing all day? Probably working? Get turn’t, hoe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nc-VchUHQo

Lorde fans sing “Royals”, look exactly what you think Lorde fans would look like

ABC's "Good Morning America" - 2013

From Cleveland.com:

“Indie-pop singer Lorde made a tour stop into Cleveland Wednesday night where she performed in front thousands at Jacobs Pavilion. The 17-year-old is known for her unique voice and in the video above, concertgoers take a shot at singing along to the song, “Royals.”

Lorde is traveling across North America to promote her debut studio album, “Pure Heroine,” which was nominated for a Grammy Award in Best Pop Vocal Album.”

So Lorde was in town last night…

https://twitter.com/lordemusic/status/514819176931028992

Thnx, Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor. More syllables in her real name or number of years she’s been alive? Answer: push, if you count the stutters. I find it difficult to wrap my head around the fact that I’m sitting here as a 23 year old in my cube eating a party size bag of Skittles that I’ve categorized by color, one at a time, like they’re the nectar of life, and Lorde is leading her own band of hippies and getting Grammy nominations as a 17 year old. But that’s neither here nor there.

Do yourself a favor and click the link so you can watch the video I couldn’t figure out how to embed in this blog. Couple takeaways from it:

1. Good or bad when the only word your fans can come up with when asked why they like you is “weird”?

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3. If you were the father of one of the two 5th grade girls wearing glorified sports bras and headbands, how many consecutive days would your daughter be wearing turtlenecks and snow pants in public?

4. What a fun album name for a 17 year old. “Pure Heroine”.

5. She probably outdrew the Indians game.

 

So pissed I missed the tailgate

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MONSTER AND WHY IS IT IN LAKE ERIE?!

From News Channel 5

It’s about a foot-and-a-half long with dark gray mottled slimy skin and rows of teeth lining a circular mouth, something like a cross between an eel and your worst nightmare. And it’s more common in Lake Erie than you might think.
 
“It’s amazing. It’s shocking. It’s actually kind of scary looking,” said Doug Hershman. “I’ve never seen a fish like that.”
 
That is a sea lamprey, a creepy creature scientists with the Cleveland Metroparks found in the Rocky River on Friday during a routine equipment test.

GOO!!! Someone get Jeremy Wade on the phone right now! What is THAT and why is it in Ohio? KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

September 24, 2014. The day that I proclaimed that I will never step foot in another lake/river/pond in Ohio again in my life. No thanks, dude. Right when you think Cleveland is starting to turn the corner; there’s new businesses, the Hofbrauhaus is opening soon, the nuCLEus is on it’s way… this Hope Solo lookalike pops up and ruins everything. Seriously, Ohio bodies of water are so screwed right now. We’ve got ISIS guys carrying Ebola coming across Lake Erie, man eating sharks found in the Ohio River, there’s always the threat of the Cuyahoga catching fire, and now the main character from Tremors is lurking around in Rocky River. Our pets heads are falling off! No fucking thanks. You can find me in the nearest in ground swimming pool with a margarita in my hand and not having my blood sucked out by a river monster.

PS- This is also what I imagine Nicki Minaj’s you-know-what to look like