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FROM ABC– LIMA, Ohio – Chardon High School shooter TJ Lane , 19, was captured Friday morning after he escaped from a western Ohio prison.

Three inmates escaped during recreation time at the Allen Correctional Institute. They scaled a fence to get away. The initial escape call was recorded at 7:45 p.m. 

Here is the timeline of their capture:

Lindsey Bruce apprehended within minutes of escape
TJ Lane apprehended around 1:30 a.m.
Clifford Opperud apprehended at 4:22 a.m.

 

Got him. I listened to the Lima police scanner for about 4 hours last night and went to be about 15 minutes before he was captured. Sigh.  Thank God no one was hurt. Props to the Lima Police and all involved. I would have paid money to be one of those cops and seen a 150 lb little TJ holding a pitchfork thinking he could do any actual damage with it. To be honest it’s actually shocking that he even has the strength to hold a pitchfork. Would have loved to see the terror in his eyes and watch him squirm like the little puke he is.  Now hopefully TJ can go rot in prison for the rest of his life and/or die soon.

 

A roundup of Twitter from last night:

https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/status/510251138068000768

https://twitter.com/DustinFox37/status/510275216791326721

 

The coach who stopped TJ Lane at Chardon

 

Then this is the guy who actually saw the escapees

 

And then a Browns player chimed in

https://twitter.com/Billy_Boi_90/status/510278026538803200

 

 

Then as always, there were idiots

https://twitter.com/MaskedGorilla/status/510272783071592448

https://twitter.com/CharlieCilensek/status/510240978922262529

 

 

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BREAKING: TJ Lane escapes from prison.

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From FOX 8– LIMA, Ohio– Lima police say T.J. Lane is one of two men who has escaped from the Allen Correctional Facility.

Lane is behind bars for the Chardon High School shootings.

Police say he escaped with a 45-year-old man.

tjlane

 

What the fuck is going on in Lima, Ohio? Out of every one of the inmates, how do you let that little piece of garbage escape? Seriously. Allen Correctional Facility you need to get your shit together. Hopefully TJ is found ASAP and not able to harm anybody or gets hit by a truck. Either one works.  Now I’m not saying I hope a nice citizen from Lima catches Lane and gives him what he deserves American History X style, but I’m definitely not saying I don’t hope that happens either.

 

Here’s the police scanner link- http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/188/web

 

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Man Dressed as Isis Terrorist (with Ebola) on a boat casually strolls into the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame

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Before we get started, this guy-

isisguy

Total dork.

 

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, this is actually terrifying. The Rock Hall is located adjacent to First Energy Stadium. You know, the place where 70,000 people all gather at once for 8 Sundays every fall to cheer on the Browns. I imagine Ebola and/or Ricin could do some damage there. I peed a little when I saw this shot:

isisguy1

So this is bad, bad news. You have to sit next to thousands of drunk, sweaty fans watching the Browns AND on top of that you get Ebola! Just think, you get to watch the Browns get outscored in the first half by 3 touchdowns…then make a sweet comeback in the second half… only to lose on a last second field goal…THEN a couple days later your eyeballs pop out of your head, you shit every organ out of your body, and you die a slow painful death from Ebola (sounds like a metaphor for watching an entire Browns game actually).  Talk about a shitty (pun intended) way to spend your Sunday afternoon. If you need me next Sunday, I’ll be sprawled out on my recliner watching Sunday Ticket in HD, drinking a Budweiser, thriving, and not getting Ebola.

PS- That was actually a VERY friendly terrorist. He could teach ISIS a thing or two about manners.