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This Michigan guy giving a pump up speech while tailgating is the funniest thing I’ve seen all month

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This was BRUTAL. Dude, relax. You’re 3-4. You’re not a good football team and neither is Penn State. I don’t understand who he’s talking to either. Does he think he’s Bo Schembechler and he’s actually firing up his players?  I know this type too. About 5’4 and when he gets a few beers in him he thinks he’s 6’4. Probably used to tear up the college intramural flag football circuit back when he was in college. Still thinks he has a chance to go pro and make it big.

It’s almost kind of sad what Michigan has been reduced to.

Go Blue 😦

Here Is A Sad Gallery Of Sad, Sad Michigan Fans

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Your weekly sad Michigan gallery

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I shouldn’t enjoy making these as much as I do, I really shouldn’t… But there’s just a certain satisfaction you get from seeing your rival school get humiliated by national powerhouses like Utah, Minnesota, and Rutgers in consecutive weeks. I want to feel bad, I really do. This one is gonna be a little different- not as many crowd pictures, but so so so many good things from Twitter.

Without further ado, I give you Ms. Avril Lavigne

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Michigan Wolverines Coach Brady Hoke hugs Ben McDaniels of the Rutgers Scarlet Knights at High Point Solutions Stadium after Michigan loss.

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Questionable thought process by Funchess here but I digress

https://twitter.com/RyanErmanniFox2/status/518594249164853248

Did anyone see what Rich Rodriguez did this week?

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My favorite series of tweets ever

Things got kinda sad

Michigan head coach Brady Hoke hopes for a better outcome against Rutgers .

People got kinda angry

https://twitter.com/BigDaddyPower/status/518590225715851264

https://twitter.com/Puhlone/status/518589720969084928

#GoBlue #GoJags. We can never accuse him of being a frontrunner I guess

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I believe in 2-4 (lady on right putting her Michigan education to work)

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55 days till The Game

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Michigan students rally to demand their AD be fired and it’s the cutest thing ever

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https://twitter.com/AceAnbender/status/517082555682914304

PRICELESS! Fucking priceless. The winningest college program in American history has been reduced to this. Their coach is a fat blubbering idiot who inserts concussed players to take snaps under center. Their AD is an incompetent moron who hired the fat blubbering idiot coach over some guy named Kevin Sumlin. Seriously, Michigan turned Sumlin down in favor of hiring Brady Hoke. Let that sink in… Neither of your precious Harbaugh coaches want to take over for your island of misfit toys football team. Your esteemed school offers free football tickets if you buy a 2 liter of Coke. I’m almost starting to feel bad for Michigan. Almost.

But hey, good look with your cute little wannabe Occupy Wall Street movement protest here. It’s a real good look for all those “Michigan Men” out there.

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Best sign of the whole thing

Shut up, kid. This is about football.

59 days till The Game.

PS- Didn’t Michigan’s basketball team just make the championship game 2 years ago? But yeah, let’s rally to fire the AD and NOT the coach of the football team. Makes sense. Makes perfect sense.