Category Archives: NFL

Kevin Love & Eric Decker made a trick shot video. Whoa. Is it hot in here?

Hey Dude Perfect, ya’ll can suck it. This video was for Buffalo Jeans and was actually way more impressive than I thought it would be when I clicked on the YouTube link. That over the shoulder selfie shot? 10.

Kevin Love and Eric Decker have to make up 2 spots in the Top 10 best looking athletes in sports, right? Put them together and I’m buying anything they’re selling. Buffalo Jeans? Never heard of them but I just bought 10 pairs. Weekend here I come.

One question: Have these 2 submitted a 15 second video to take Lisa Ann to the Final Four yet? I’m sure they’d win easily. And don’t lie… That’s a video you know you’d watch.

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Eric Decker and his wife may be the hottest couple on the planet

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Yesterday was the best day in the NFL in the past decade and the Browns… did nothing

Yesterday was the most exciting day of the NFL season and not one game was played.

Anything that could happen would end up happening as the entire NFL world was flipped on its head. Superstars switching teams every minute. Teams overspending and just launching suitcases full of cash at players. It was exhilarating as fuck.

We had Incarcerated Bob throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks (he was actually right about most stuff too), actual real life journalists getting fooled by fake Adam Schefter accounts (looking at you Pete King)

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 The real Adam Schefter was an absolute riot. This is what he lives for. This was his Super Bowl. As soon as 4 pm hit he had about 20 Twitter drafts sent out all at once. At one time during NFL Live he was the know it all kid in class who knew an answer to a question but the teacher didn’t call on him while he was raising his hand. He was squealing and rocking back and forth during a live telecast like a 5 year old who couldn’t WAIT to blurt out some breaking news.

It was an absolute circus once 4 o’clock hit and I loved every second of it.

Jimmy Graham got traded to the Seahawks. Sam Bradford got traded for Nick Foles. Darrelle Revis left a Super Bowl winning team to get PAID by the Jets along with Buster Skrine.

Now to the Browns. Hello? Is this thing on? Pretty sure the Browns were linked to almost every available free agent out there and linked to almost every quarterback that’s ever been on an NFL roster.

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And what huge moves did our beloved men from Berea pull off? None. Goose egg. Nada. On a day when the NFL’s pets’ heads were falling off the Browns sat on their hands and didn’t sign one player. Now I know the Browns have said again and again that they plan on building through the draft but come on… just Brian Hartline isn’t enough to satisfy this fanbase. Gonna need something just a tad bit sexier. Hell, I’ll even take re-signing Jordan Cameron (remember I did say sexy). The free agents we got last year (Whitner, Dansby, Hawkins) were all major contributors during the season. Paul Kruger & Desmond Bryant were solid signings the year before. C’mon, let’s do something. I’m trying to win a Super Bowl here (lol?)

 

Wish list: Terrance Knighton, Cecil Shorts, Jordan Cameron. In that order.

Top 10 NFL Players we’d like to see in a Dunk Contest

After Odell Beckham Jr. threw down that dunk last week on Instagram, we started to wonder what it’d be like if the NFL held their own dunk contest. So in honor of the NBA Dunk Contest this weekend and us missing football already, here are 10 players in the NFL we’d like to see in a dunk contest.

Odell Beckham Jr.

Obvious choice

NBA Equivalent: DeMar DeRozan

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Jimmy Graham

Former hoops player at The U. No brainer.

NBA Equivalent: Blake Griffin

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AJ Green

Has the frame of a shooting guard. I bet he can CRAM it. Here he is from high school dunking in a game

NBA Equivalent: Paul George

Calvin Johnson

Obviously. I mean, look at what he can do in full pads. Violent dunker.

NBA Equivalent: Shawn Kemp

Patrick Peterson

May be the most athletic guy in the NFL. 38 inch vert at the combine

NBA Equivalent: Gerald Green

Jordan Cameron

He’d have Blake Griffin as his coach and he can do this. The crowd always loves the white guy.

NBA Equivalent: Isaiah Rider

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JJ Watt

So he can break the backboard and then eat all the shards of glass just because.

NBA Equivalent: Dwight Howard (both Superman)

Gronk

Because you know he’d be begging all the judges to give him a score of 6.9

NBA Equivalent: Josh Smith

Dez Bryant

Would throw up the X after every slam

NBA Equivalent: Tracy McGrady

Justin Gilbert

He dunks better than he covers.

NBA Equivalent: Steve Francis

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Honorable Mention: Cam Newton, Terrelle Pryor, RGIII, Kam Chancellor, Antonio Brown, Kelvin Benjamin