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This Is 100000% Real Audio Of A Bigfoot In Cuyahoga Valley National Park

From BFRO

The 2015 recording was obtained by Charlie Page (Ohio BFRO) in northeast Ohio’s Cuyahoga Valley National Park (CVNP) around 11pm in March. There have been sporadic sightings, sounds and track finds near and within this park for decades. It is an amazing, beautiful area but it is not well known outside Ohio. The size of the park is 52 square miles, 50% larger than Manhattan (34 square miles).

Charlie says his sound recorder was within 1000 feet a scenic vista point named Hemlock Point. The white noise in the background is traffic noise from a freeway (I-271) which cuts through the park. The animal howls more than once from basically the same area but seems to face a different direction for each howl. Distant response whoops can be heard in the background at points.


Audio HERE

There’s a couple things in life that I’m absolutely certain of- The ’95 Indians were the best team to never win a championship; Joel Skinner should have sent Kenny Lofton; Mozgov didn’t travel; and Tim Couch would have been a Pro Bowler if not for Chris Palmer and a dreadful offensive line.

Add this Bigfoot audio to my list of certainty. That right there is 100% undoubtedly, no questions asked, clear as day audio of a Bigfoot in Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Probably in distress. Most likely hungry. Indisputably Sasquatch.

 
Sometimes I venture over to CVNP to take my dog for a walk. Great place. Beautiful trails, rivers, a waterfall, ponds, etc. A PERFECT ecosystem to support the on-the-go Bigfoot lifestyle. You can bet your ass next time I go I’ll be doing my best Bobo impression while I’m there on the trails. A couple knocks here, a couple woops there. I fully expect to hear some howls back. Everybody knows Bigfoots respond well to random humans making weird sounds in the woods, that’s just a fact.

I can see it now: Mike from Bottlegate; Cleveland Blogger & Professional Bigfoot Hunter. Sounds pretty legit if you ask me.

Toledo Man Pulls A Mike Tyson And Bites A Dude’s Ear Off After Catching Him In Bed With His Wife

From The Toledo Blade

When Virgil Bates III found another man in bed with his wife, he grabbed ahold and literally got a piece of him.

“I was able to get [the victim] in a headlock,” Bates told Lucas County Common Pleas Judge Ruth Ann Franks Monday. “He proceeded to clamp down and bite my forearm. I proceeded to panic, and I wound up biting his ear, and a piece of his ear came off.”

Bates, 40, of 735 Toronto Ave., pleaded guilty to an amended charge of aggravated assault for the June 24 attack on Matthew Tipton, 44.


 

You know what they say

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…

Sucks for that guy. Now admittedly I’ve never walked in on my wife (I don’t have a wife) with another man but these lines by the judge are complete and utter BS:

“Why didn’t you just walk out when you saw him then, run out of the house?” Judge Franks asked him.

“To me, he was in my bed,” Bates replied.

“So you got into a confrontation with him,” she said. “You could’ve exited, am I correct?”

“Yes,” he conceded.

 

Obviously the guy shouldn’t have bitten a guy’s ear off, but could you blame him if he slugged him in the face a few times? I think that’s a pretty justified reaction. But this judge just wanted my man Virgil here to walk out his house like nothing happened. Just pretend he didn’t walk into his house and see another guy in his bed taking his wife to pound town. Riiiiight. If anything Virgil let this guy off light. The top portion of your ear is pretty pointless anyway, who cares if it gets gnawed off a little. A gnawed off ear looks badass anyway. If anything, Virgil did the guy a favor.

Here’s Leaked Video of The New Rollercoaster at Cedar Point And It Looks Absolutely Nuts

From Cleveland.com

SANDUSKY, Ohio – Coaster fans across the country are having a hard time containing their excitement: Increasing evidence points to the opening next year of a record-breaking dive coaster at Cedar Point.

Computerized images of a coaster called Valravn appeared on several Internet sites over the weekend, reportedly taken from a Cedar Point phone app, which has since been disabled.

Cedar Point spokesman Bryan Edwards declined to comment on the images. But Robb Alvey, who runs the website Theme Park Review, said the images are credible.


Well holy shit. Cedar Point already boasts 16 (or is it 17?) awesome rollercoasters and this one is no different.  Don’t really have any idea what a “Dive Coaster” is but I know this seems like one of those rides where you’ll gladly wait in line for 3 hours in 85 degree heat while losing 5 lbs of water weight because you’re sweating so much. For me there’s only 2 rides in the park that justify that long of a wait; Millennium Force and Maverick. Those are the top 2 and if you disagree you’re wrong. Top Thrill is cool but there’s all that waiting for what, 15 seconds of action and then you’re done? All that build up for a fun, fast, ride that leaves you wanting more. Hm. Sounds like we’re talking about a completely different subject here.

Here are my official power rankings for best rides in the park because I know you all are DYING to know.

Tier 1

  • Millennium Force (GOAT)
  • Maverick

Tier 2

  • Top Thrill Dragster
  • Magnum (A classic)
  • Max Air (underrated, best non coaster in the park)

Tier 3

  • Raptor
  • Gatekeeper
  • Rougarou (Mantis killed your nuts)
  • Witches Wheel (don’t hate)
  • Wicked Twister
  • Skyhawk

Tier 4

  • Power Tower
  • Corkscrew (only because there’s usually no line)
  • Mean Streak (ALWAYS walk away with a sore back)
  • Gemini
  • Windseeker