In the most scientific and necessary study of all time, NFL quarterbacks play better with facial hair

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In the dumbest move of all time, Blake Bortles broke up with Lindsey Duke. I used to feel sorry that he was having such a rough rookie season, but now I have no sympathy for him. What an idiotic move. Here’s the gallery we had of Lindsey earlier in the year when the Browns played the Jaguars:

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Some kid has a Groot swing in his backyard and it’s awesome

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This owner laughing at his cute ass ferret trying to jump off the table is the biggest asshole on the planet

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Nestle is developing a drink that will speed up your metabolism when you drink it. Goodbye working out! Hello six pack!

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Winnie the Pooh got banned for being too inappropriate

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Three New Mexico middle school students were suspended for snorting Smarties. because apparently Smarties are drugs

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Lone Survivor’s Marcus Luttrell gave a speech to the Alabam football team and it’s awesome

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A couple of geniuses scammed Wal Mart into selling them Playstation 4’s for 90 bucks

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A couple of grandma’s got together and smoked weed for the first time then played Cards Against Humanity

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No one has ever had more fun in the snow than this Giant Panda from Toronto

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Thor is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

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Juggalos threaten Portland business…. lol

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Jose Canseco is being weird again and selling the gun that shot his finger off… and the actual finger

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176

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Brock Lesnar could be returning to the UFC after Wrestlemania

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The world’s tallest rollercoaster is opening in Orlando in 2017 and it actually looks like a major snoozefest

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Bill Walton hasn’t showered inside for 35 years

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