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Dennis Rodman is responsible for North Korea releasing American hostages

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Jerry “The King” Lawler is repping the Browns hard

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Jason Bourne is coming back for a fourth movie

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This is what happens when you put a glow stick in the microwave and shake it next to your face

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Macaulay Culkin died. Just kidding it was about the 50th Internet hoax saying he died.

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This… I don’t even know. There’s a chimp with a gun though.

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Everything I read about the nuCLEus sounds better and better

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Disney announces Woody, Buzz, and the crew will be back for Toy Story 4

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Bill Simmons had a little bitch fit on Twitter yesterday complaining about Mike and Mike

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Matthew McConaughey has a cannon

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There’s an NYC pastor that thinks that Starbucks is dumping semen into his coffee… or something like that

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 There’s a gunman on the loose in Florida… who doesn’t have any hands or legs. So…. is he still considered “on the run?”

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New legislation in Cleveland may allow transgenders to use any bathroom they choose. This is going to go well.

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Kid gets 50 hickeys on his neck just for kicks

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First baseman for the Washington Nationals Adam LaRoche killed a big fucking elk

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You’ve been using ketchup cups wrong all your life

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A Bedford High School student got suspended because he wanted to cut an apple with a knife. Yep. 

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Braxton Miller didn’t appreciate a Michigan State player saying JT Barrett was better than him

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The nuCLEus is gonna be sweet

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