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Fireball Whiskey apparently is poison and I don’t care at all because it’s delicious 

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This map shows that Ohio is fat. Duh. We need the insulation for our winters

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Alright…. Here’s a story of a midget male stripper who got a bride-to-be pregnant during her bachelorette party and she just had her baby and to everyone’s surprise but her own the baby was born with dwarfism. *Exhale* What the fuck did I just type?

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Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself. Canseco being Canseco. 

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Here’s Kevin Durant training in the offseason and now I’m out of breath

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Here’s the Rock doing a stunt from some movie of his (I think)

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Dez Bryant made a sick 1 handed snag and fought for a touchdown

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Someone attached a GoPro to a bottle of Fireball

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DeAndre Jordan turned his motorcycle into a vehicle from Tron.

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The Cavs new scoreboard. Whoa.

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The Boston PD got a new drug dog

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Guy that’s living the dream sells Ebola.com for $200k.

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A PSU player may have gouged JT Barrett’s eyes after a tackle

http://instagram.com/p/umNSljQF4H/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video&modal=true

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Bosa to Barrett after the game- “You’re welcome, bitch”

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Sad news from the LSU-Ole Miss game

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Lamarr Houston of the Bears celebrated a sack while being down 25 points. He didn’t stick the landing and had to be carted off.

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The Reading Rainbow guy read “Go The Fuck to Sleep” and it’s hilarious

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St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Oscar Taveras was killed in a car accident. He was only 22. 

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Bumgarner threw a gem and the Giants are one win away from clinching

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