Category Archives: Viral

Viral

See, we’re not all Cleveland sports all the time. It’s February 23rd and about 1 degree outside here in sunny Northeast Ohio. Everyone is beaten down by combine and logo talk. People are freaking the fuck out because a girl from Fox 8 had a slip of the tongue. Sometimes you just need a video of some adorable yellow lab puppies learning to swim for the first time to pick you up on a Monday morning. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Battle of The Century- A Redneck drinking a beer vs. An Air compressor

January 19, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

I really had no desire to watch this when I first clicked on this video but boy I’m glad I did. That’s just what they do in the South, man. Pray to Jesus, Alabama Crimson Roll Tide football, racism, and stand in front of Hurrican Andrew-like winds from a machine while you try and drink a cold one and smoke a square. Such a simple life with not a care in the world.

How about this guy though?

Just the epitome of the South. Cut-off jorts, flip flops, bald, a barbed wire tattoo, and a beater that hasn’t been through the wash in about 3 weeks. He’s the white version of Samual L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan.

Early frontrunner for viral video of the year in 2015

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Rule #1 of flying- Don’t sneeze and then tell people you were just in West Africa

October 10, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Good God, dude. Sneezing and then telling people you were in West Africa in 2014 is the equivalent of yelling “BOMB” on a plane in 2001. Have you turned on the TV at all in the past couple weeks or so? The only thing that’s ever mentioned on every news station is Ebola. Ebola this, Ebola that. The whole nation is walking on pins and needles in fear of this epidemic wiping out the population and you’re sitting in Seat 9A cracking jokes like you’re Richard Fucking Pryor. “HAHAHA let’s joke about a disease that has already wiped out thousands of people in Africa and is now confirmed in the U.S. HEHEHE!!!”

From the person who took the video:

Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane.

This sucks for the people who just landed in Punta Cana though. You want to go enjoy your vacation and frolic on the beach but you’re stuck on an airport runway (probably next to someone’s annoying kids) for 2 hours because some asshole thought he was hilarious. No punishment is too harsh for this bozo.

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