Mishmash- Lion, tiger, bear are bestest friends; OH man who ate roommate’s brain is up for parole; Ted Cruz bad lip reading

Cleveland pic of the day

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Lion, tiger, and bear are bestest friends

The 'brothers' were rescued from a basement during a police drug raid in 2001 and were brought to the shelter

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Kevin Garnett is still talking shit even when he’s on the bench in a suit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCZeMfLEKss/?taken-by=twholbrook

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Bad Lip Reading starring everyone’s favorite person Ted Cruz

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Sheepdog gives birth to SEVENTEEN puppies

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Ohio man who ate his roommate’s brain 40 years ago is up for parole

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Couple caught having sex in a 1994 Crown Vic in a Hardee’s drive thru. Alright!

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Cleveland Guy Gets Drunk, Climbs In A Dumpster To Fall Asleep, Wakes Up In A Garbage Truck

Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio – A Cleveland man became trapped in a garbage truck after he fell asleep in a dumpster early Monday, police said.

The 29-year-old man was taken to a hospital with minor injuries after he was found about 5 a.m. outside Speedway gas station on the 2000 block of Broadway Road, Cleveland police spokeswoman Sgt. Jennifer Ciaccia said.

A Waste Management driver called 911 after he heard banging in the back of his truck, police said. Cleveland firefighters opened the truck, and the man rolled out along with a large pile of trash.

He was taken to MetroHealth with a fractured ankle.

The man told investigators he fell asleep in a dumpster at an unknown location after a day of heavy drinking, Ciaccia said.


Ha. Classic! Who hasn’t drank 17 Bud Lights and 9 shots of Fireball and fallen asleep in a dumpster? Come to think of it, a dumpster is honestly one of the better places to go and pass out if you’re drunk. When I was a young whippersnapper in my partying days I would always try to find the place where the least amount of people were milling about and try to fall asleep there. Sometimes it’d be a bed, sometimes a bathroom, or sometimes under a table. Just some place where I wouldn’t be when my asshole drunk friends came around looking for a passed out face to draw dicks on with permanent marker. Everyone has friends like that, right? Thankfully I never woke up with a face full of marker but I’ve seen many people who have.

So I applaud this guy. Maybe it wasn’t the best place to fall asleep, but it was certainly one of the safest. Sure he almost got smashed to death in a garbage truck, but at least he didn’t wake up looking like these people:

Cleveland Indians baseball. 3:05 PM. Today.

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/704376906976620544

Today.

March 1st, 2016.

3:05 PM.

Goodyear Ballpark.

Sports Time Ohio.

WTAM 1100.

For the first time in one hundred and forty-nine days….

Your 2016 Cleveland Indians will lace up their cleats and take the field for the first time this afternoon against the Cincinnati Reds. On the first of March, it is indeed a day of firsts. We get our first look at the new uniforms. We get our first look at newcomers Rajai Davis and Joey Butler. But most importantly, we get our first look at that round white thing with red strings spinning through the air, and our first listen of the sound it makes when it meets lumber:

Sure, Josh Tomlin vs Jon Moscot isn’t quite the Corey Kluber vs David Price matchup we’ll get on April 4th in Cleveland. And yeah, that’s Michael Martinez out at second base and Erik Gonzalez at short, not Jason Kipnis and Frankie Lindor. But if, for some reason, you need more reasons to watch this afternoon other than the fact that freaking baseball is back, there’s plenty of those too:

  • Other Indians pitchers scheduled to throw on Tuesday: TJ House, Jarrett Grube, Felipe Paulino, Austin Adams, Shawn Morimando, Ross Detwiler and Adam Plutko.
    • House is the oft-forgotten caboose of our major-league ready starting pitching. His 2015 was hampered by a shoulder injury, but he’s apparently healthy after rehabbing in Goodyear and throwing in the Arizona Fall League. He’ll complete for the 5th spot in the rotation, although it seems like a lock he’ll start the season in Columbus.
    • I got a thing for hard throwers, so I got a thing for Austin Adams. His fastball sits in the upper 90’s and touched 100 multiple times last season in 28 appearances with the big club. He seems more likely than not to break camp and head to Cleveland.
    • Morimando and Plutko are talked about in the same group as Michael Clevinger and Ryan Merritt, young guys with big arms and pretty damn good minor league numbers. They have a combined 60.1 innings above AA Akron, all coming from Merritt and Clevinger. This paragraph of guys will be some of the main reinforcements for our big league staff until teenagers like Brady Aiken, Triston McKenzie and Justus Sheffield are ready down the road.
    • Detwiler is a southpaw who started seven games for the Rangers last season before a trip to the DL led to a demotion to the bullpen, an ERA above 7 and a designation for assignment. He’s only 29 years old though, and considering the alternatives when it comes to lefties in the pen (young, unproven Kyle Crockett and Giovanny Soto, veterans with spotty track records in Joe Thatcher and Tom Gorzelanny), he’s certainly in the mix of guys battling for a spot with the big league club.
    • Grube (34 years old) and Paulino (32) are journeymen veterans brought in for bullpen depth. Feel free to grab snacks and pee during these two innings.
  • Given Terry Francona’s traditional reluctance to play young guys over veterans with (perceived) similar talent levels in the past, Tyler Naquin may have been the odd man out of the Indians outfield…five days ago. Abraham Almonte getting popped with an 80-burger for PED use last Friday blew the center field church doors clean off the hinges. All bets are off at this point. Naquin was sniffing the big leagues last season, and probably would have been called up had it not been for an unfortunately-placed outfield wall & subsequent concussion. It’s basically him, Davis, Collin Cowgill and Joey Butler for the center and left field spots (barring a Jose Ramirez sighting in center, which I’m totally for.) You pretty much know what you’re going to get out of the last 3. Most baseball people a whole lot smarter than I am set Naquin’s ceiling at a big league 4th outfielder. That doesn’t sound so bad when there’s so many 5th and 6th’s around him. He’s probably the player I’ll be watching the closest all spring.

And for the first time on and Indians game day in 2016…

 

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

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