Kevin Love is sporting an afro at Cavs media day

The Indians are down to a .6% chance of making the playoffs. The Browns have gone 1-2 through the “easy” part of their schedule to start the year. This media day was one giant glimmer of light in an otherwise desolate Cleveland sports landscape. The wine and gold boys were finally getting back together after a long summer. It’s a day to take pictures, look good and spit some one-liners into a microphone.

“Kevin will take questions now. Yes, man in the back who’s clearly been crying?”

“Hi Kevin. Ai, Bottlegate dot com. Why?”

Have we not suffered enough? Our baseball team was supposed to be good, they ended up stinking, our football team was supposed to stink and has stunk, and our best looking athlete in Cleveland shows up to media day looking like Superbad Jonah Hill. Mother.

It wasn’t all bad cosmetological news out of Independence today though. The King’s hairline is back. Like, really back.

(VIDEO) Wife of Dolphins CB Brent Grimes arrested after headbutting cop

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From Cleveland.com:

“MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — The wife of Miami Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes was arrested Sunday in the stadium parking lot shortly before the team’s loss to the Buffalo Bills, and she hurt her right knee and arm in a confrontation with police.

Miko Grimes faces charges of disorderly conduct, battery on a police officer and resisting arrest with violence. According to a police report, Grimes was walking into vehicular traffic and was arrested after she disobeyed an officer’s command to stop. She remained combative even after being handcuffed, police said.

According to police, Grimes ignored an order to stop and became belligerent and screamed profanities. She charged one officer while flailing her arms, and when an officer grabbed her in a bear hug and threw her on the ground, Grimes kicked her feet and tried to get up.

Grimes was handcuffed and, once on her feet, head-butted an officer. She was then forced to sit on a police golf cart, and continued to be combative until the cart reached a police station. Once there, she was treated for her injuries.”

Before the game, eh? We’re headbutting cops before the game down in Miami now? Ain’t no tailgate like a Sun Life tailgate cause a Sun Life tailgate ends in assaulting police officers.

 

I’ll bet her reaction to Tyrod Taylor dropping three touches on the Dolphins secondary was probably pretty similar too. Yes, Miko. TyGod is phucking serious.

Mishmash- Video of Dolphins CB’s wife getting arrested; VIDEO-Guy tries to kill a spider with a lighter at a gas station; Nationals fight

Cleveland pic of the day

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The wife of Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes was arrested at their game yesterday. Yes, I think they’re serious.

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Jonathon Papelbon attacked Bryce Harper in the Nationals dugout during a game.

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Warren Buffett wore a Ndamukong Suh jersey complete with shoulder pads to the Dolphins game yesterday

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Dude tries to kill a spider with a lighter at a gas station

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These are the worst arguing neighbors ever

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West Virginia wide receiver destroys a Maryland cheerleader

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